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Amazing how your values change as you age

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ghost, Feb 7, 2012.

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    Ghost JF-Expert Member

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    An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship
    holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.

    A gentleman approached her and said,
    "Pardon me, madam..
    I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress
    is blowing up in this high wind?"

    "Yes, I know," said the lady.
    "I need both my hands
    to hold onto this hat."

    "But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties
    and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

    The woman looked down, then back up at the man
    and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old.

    I just bought this hat yesterday!"

    Live each day as if there is no tomorrow!

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