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Amakweli Fedha Fedheha-tazama huyu Baba.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Junius, Jun 25, 2009.

  1. Junius

    Junius JF-Expert Member

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    An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she is two months late. Very worried, the mother rushes off to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says: "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"

    The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a red Ferrari stops in front of their house and, a mature and distinguished man with Grey hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.

    He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl and he explains: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

    Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach front villa and a £1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a £2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and £2,000,000 each.
    However, if there is a miscarriage, well.....what do you suggest I do?

    At this point, the father, who had remained silent places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You'll sleep with her again and try again until we get a girl, a boy and later on twins and, if she continues the miscarriage, the mother is here at your disposal or you can have both my daughter and my wife. If it does not work, I can even bring my mother, my 7 sisters and my grandmother. !"
    {{ {{{{{{{{{{{money oh sweet money!!}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

     
  2. Junius

    Junius JF-Expert Member

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    Halmanusra tu ajipeleke mwenyewe.
     
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    Kamuzu JF-Expert Member

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    Mbele ya pesa mtu lazima apagawe; kudadadadeki !!
     
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    Junius JF-Expert Member

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    Baba kama huyu kama anakuwa kiongozi si anakuwa fisadi huyu?
     
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    Lambardi JF-Expert Member

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    Ufisadi mtupu dunia hii...kila sehemu ni ufisadi kwenda mbele...........
     
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    Duh! Kweli Fedha Fedheha. Sasa kama huyu jamaa ana ngoma si atawamaliza nyumba nzima.
     
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    Bill JF-Expert Member

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    Da huyu mzee noma, yaani alibaki kusema ikishindikana nitakuja mwenyewe
     
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