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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtu wa Pwani, Sep 12, 2010.

  1. Mtu wa Pwani

    Mtu wa Pwani JF-Expert Member

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    An airplane is flying over the United States at night.

    The pilot says: 'Ladies and Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and
    all the baggage must be thrown out.'

    A little later, the pilot says: 'We're still losing altitude; we must
    throw anything out that is in the cabin'.

    The plane continues its descent despite more things being thrown out.

    Pilot: 'Still going down - we must throw out some people'. There's a big
    gasp from the passengers!

    Pilot: 'But to make this fair, passenger will be thrown out in
    alphabetical order. So...

    A...Any Africans on board ?'

    No one moves.

    B... any Blacks on board?'

    No one moves.

    C... any Caribbean on board?'

    Still, no one moves. A little black boy - asks his dad: Dad,...what are
    we?

    Dad: 'Tonight son, we are Zanzibaris!'


    Luck is where opportunity meets preparation!
     
  2. Fixed Point

    Fixed Point JF Bronze Member

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    Mtu wa Pwani, naona umetuamulia leo. maana nimecheka mpaka nimechoka. thanx alot!
     
  3. Mtu wa Pwani

    Mtu wa Pwani JF-Expert Member

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    yeah tupunguze stress mkuu
     
  4. Fixed Point

    Fixed Point JF Bronze Member

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    ni kweli kabisa.
     
  5. 2my

    2my JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh!
     
  6. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    afadhali maana kila siku ni siasa tu
     
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