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All the scientists die and go to heaven............

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by araway, Dec 8, 2011.

  1. araway

    araway JF-Expert Member

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    [FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive][/FONT]

    [FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]They decide[/FONT]

    [FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]to play hide-n-seek.........
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the
    den...........
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive][/FONT]
    [FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]He is supposed to count up to 100...[/FONT]
    [FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive][/FONT]
    [FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]and then start searching.....

    Everyone starts hiding except Newton
    [/FONT][FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive].........
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]Newton[/FONT][FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive] just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]front of Einstein...........
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]Einstein's counting
    1,2,3......97,98,99.....100........ He opens his eyes and finds Newton
    [/FONT][FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive] standing in front........

    Einstein says "Newton's out. Newton
    [/FONT][FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]'s....out....."
    [/FONT]

    [FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]Newton denies and says Newton[/FONT][FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive] is not out........
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]He claims that he is not Newton[/FONT][FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]......

    All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton
    [/FONT][FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]..........

    Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared.....
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive][/FONT]
    [FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]That makes me Newton per meter squared...... [/FONT]
    [FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive][/FONT]
    [FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]since a Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT !!!!!!!!!" [/FONT]
     
  2. Donnie Charlie

    Donnie Charlie JF-Expert Member

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    please change colour of txt!
     
  3. Gurta

    Gurta JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahaha
     
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