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Alidhani anapigwa picha.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, Dec 30, 2011.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Mwosha maiti akiwa mochwari akashangaa alipofungua nyuso za maiti 3 na kuona zinatabasamu.
    Gafla akapiga simu polisi.
    Mwosha maiti:afande ebu njoo angalia hizi maiti 3 mbona zimetabasamu?
    Polisi:Nipo njiani nakuja.

    polisi alipofika akazicheki na akawakumbuka.
    Mwoshaji:sasa kwanini walitabasamu.
    Polisi:wakwanza alikuwa anafanya tendo la ndoa na housegirl wake huku akicheka,mara mke wako akamvizia na kumpiga
    kwa rungu kisogoni.
    Mwoshaji: Je na huyu wa pili?
    Polisi:Huyo alijishindia tuzo akamaliza hela zote kwenye pombe,siku moja wakati yuko baa huku anaenjoy kinywaji kumbe
    walimwekea simu.
    Mwoshaji:Je huyu wa 3 nini kilimsibu?
    Polisi:Aah huyo alikuwa anatembea kwenye mvua mara radi ikapiga kwa mwanga mkali ye akadhani anapigwa picha.
     
  2. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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  3. Ta Muganyizi

    Ta Muganyizi JF Gold Member

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    tehetehetehe we hujatulia kabisaaaaaaaa
     
  4. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    Sijui mimi nitakufaje
     
  5. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Hivohivo mkono mmoja ukiingia chini ya kitovu. ( Samahani K. Nimeshindwa kujizuia kukujibu.Napenda utani mno)
     
  6. M

    Misodos Member

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    Dah imekaa vzr
     
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    Kubingwa JF-Expert Member

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    Kama avatar yako
     
  8. Vin Diesel

    Vin Diesel JF Gold Member

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    Nakukubali mkuu excelent!
     
  9. Jakubumba

    Jakubumba JF-Expert Member

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    Watu wana akili aisee
     
  10. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    hehe kumbe avatar yangu ni kifo?kumbe kifo kinafanana hivyo.nilikuwa sijui
     
  11. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    usijali,kheri ya mwaka mpya
     
  12. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Inamaana huyo police ana recod za wafu wote mochwari?
     
  13. bampami

    bampami JF-Expert Member

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    imekaa vizuri nimeipenda.
     
  14. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Asante mamaangu.Nilifikiri utanipiga ban kwa utani huo.
     
  15. AMINATA 9

    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    thanx ma dear
     
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    Pelekaroho JF-Expert Member

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    utaoneshwa siku utakapokufa jinsi ulivokufa!
     
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    Kibirizi JF-Expert Member

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    Tunauanza vyema mwaka 2012
     
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    Ruppy karenston JF-Expert Member

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    kweli wewe ni mpeleka roho
     
  19. fazaa

    fazaa JF-Expert Member

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    Aisay hio ya kupigwa picture na radi imeniwacha hoi.
     
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    obsesd JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha aisee .........ts cul.
     
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