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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Maswi, Nov 5, 2011.

  1. Maswi

    Maswi JF-Expert Member

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    mwalimu mmoja wa PHYSICS alikutwa akitongoza mwanamke mitaa ya uswahilini kiphysics zaidi kama ifwatavyo.
    listen baby wheneva i see u ma heart accelerate 2 da maximum velocity `v`, initially incriz ma blood flow with pressure `P`. In ma heart u will remain constant provided dat there is no force acting on da body, coz i believe dat true luv can neither be created nor destroyed but can be transformed from 1 girl 2 another. If u will let me down i will loose all ma weight and energy and i don`t like 2 use power 2 force u, but i will die 4 pressure.
    JE HAPO HUYO MWANAMKE ATAKATAA?
     
  2. Big One

    Big One JF-Expert Member

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    akikataaaa ujue huyo hajasoma physics no way out thx
     
  3. Maswi

    Maswi JF-Expert Member

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    kweli kabisa, kwa maana jamaa alivyojipanga hapo...
     
  4. WA-UKENYENGE

    WA-UKENYENGE JF-Expert Member

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    Na log off.
     
  5. Maswi

    Maswi JF-Expert Member

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    ok, ulijua nini mkuu?
     
  6. ndetichia

    ndetichia JF-Expert Member

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  7. Maswi

    Maswi JF-Expert Member

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    haya mkuu ndetichia
     
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    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Ngoja nimtafute demu tuliyesoma naye physics nimpe hiki kitu mpaka alewe
     
  9. HorsePower

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    huyo mwalimu ka-apply concept za fizikia kwenye love affair, mwl anatisha!

    Nafikiri na wa kemia na yeye angesema ya kwake "Moyo wangu umekwisha kwako kama umemwagiwa conc sulphuric acid!, na pendo langu limekaa kama benzene, kila nikikufikiria napata msongo wa mawazo kama reactions za monocyclic compounds ....

    kazi ipo!
     
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    Grey87 Member

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    Mia mkuu
     
  11. Maswi

    Maswi JF-Expert Member

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    good mkuu
     
  12. Shine

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    Zilnga la mistarii cjui wa histor mistari yake iko je?
     
  13. Maswi

    Maswi JF-Expert Member

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    wakaribishe
     
  14. The Magnificent

    The Magnificent JF-Expert Member

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    duuuh,!
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    dah... Mhasibu akitongoza nae anasemaje?
     
  16. Maswi

    Maswi JF-Expert Member

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    vp kijana imetulia hiyo tupo ya geology
     
  17. Jeji

    Jeji JF-Expert Member

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    hapo demu hachomoi.
     
  18. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    demu kilaza lazima aone katukanwa!tehetehe
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Kumpata dem si kile uongeacho 2 hata mwonekano wako pia
     
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