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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by olele, Jan 26, 2012.

  1. olele

    olele JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna jamaa walianzisha ZOO (bustani za kufugia wanyama wa porini) basi wakaweka wanyama wote sasa kimbembe kikawa kumpata nyani, jamaa hangaika kweli hawakumpata, wakakubaliana mmoja wao avae kinyago awe nyani, ikaonekana freshi jamaa akawa anavaa kinyago anaruka ruka kwenye banda mbwembwe kibao pesa inaingia, siku moja wakaja wazungu jamaa akaambiwa hela itaongezeka, jamaa akazidisha mautundu mara aruke tawi hili mara aruke sarakasi, ilimradi katoa burudani ya nguvu, mzungu mmoja akatoa ndizi akamrushia jamaa akataka kuwaonyesha akapiga sarakasi kama tatu hivi hewani, sasa kumbe kule juu kulikuwa hapajazibwa akapitiliza kwenye banda la pembeni yake ambako kulikwa na simba. Balaa lililotokea hapo unaweza kulihisi?

    nyani ngabu.
     
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    hayaka JF-Expert Member

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    aliachia ukunga wa nguvu!
     
  3. Nambe

    Nambe JF-Expert Member

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    akabadilika kuwa msosi wa simba mwe
     
  4. DAWA YA SIKIO

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    Mwe wabongo noma!
     
  5. DAWA YA SIKIO

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    daaaaah hata kiduuuuuchu ?!
    Au mkuu leo uko Shimo la Mungu Newala ?!
     
  6. Ralphryder

    Ralphryder JF-Expert Member

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    Mh! Teh teh teh! Nyani ngabu! Sitaki kuumia mbavu! Nawahi bar!
     
  7. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    NN anakuja kivingine
     
  8. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    bar gani nije?
     
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    MUMY A JF-Expert Member

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    jamani haja ndogo yataka kutoka kwa kicheko..........
     
  10. ZeMangi

    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    izuie hata kwa kidole...
     
  11. ZeMangi

    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    Simba mwenyewe alikuwa ni mshkaji aliyevalishwa kinyago ka simba..wala nyani ngabu hakuthurika
     
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    Midavudavu JF-Expert Member

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    Baa, sasa bwana wewe jeee! kuruka ruka huko bila banda la chimba kuwawakuwaje?
     
  13. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Kilichio tokea:
    Simba akamwambia:
    Tulia dogo...tutatimuliwa kazi hapa!!!!!
     
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