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Akili kidogo, masabuli kidogo

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Simba Mkali, May 22, 2012.

  1. Simba Mkali

    Simba Mkali JF-Expert Member

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    Kulikuwa na kikao cha umoja wa mataifa, New York, Uingereza katika miaka ya 80, wakati kikao kikianza akatokea nzi wa chooni, akawa anasumbua watu, jitahda nyingi zilifanyika ili kuweza kumuondoa nzi yule aliyeingia bahati mbaya katika kikao kile lakini zilishindikana.
    Mtu mmoja kutoka India akatia kidole nyuma ya Masabuli yake na kukinyosha juu ili kumtega nzi yule, kweli nzi alifika na kutua katika kidole kile, palepale yule Mhindi akamminya na kuwataka viongozi wenzake waendelee na mkutano. Baada ya kikao kumalizika, viongozi kadhaa walimfuata yule Mhindi kwa kutaka kujua alitumia mbinu gani kumuua nzi yule, ndipo alipowaambia huku akionesha kichwa chake : Nimetumia hii kidogo na hii (akionesha Masabuli yake) kidogo.
     
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    hahaah!!!!!Muhindi ni nouma!
     
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    kweli wahindi wachafu
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmmh !
     
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    duh we mkali! Nimeipenda kinomanoma bt huyo muhnd hana hata haya!
     
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    Mmmmmmmmmmm
     
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    Kiboko Yenu JF-Expert Member

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    new york ipo marekani sio uingereza
     
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    umeniwahi.
    Kesho atatwambia Katika jiji la London nchini Mexico
     
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