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  1. vivian

    vivian JF-Expert Member

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    A sexpest's lust has been permanently tamed after his whopper was chopped by a man who nabbed him bonking his wife.

    Reliable sources identified the victim as Joseph Edongot, a 34-year-old father of three and resident of Kajamaka village, Kapolin parish in

    Ongino Sub County, Kumi District; while his ruthless tormentor is John Robert Emuron, a resident of Akuoro village, Kapasak Parish in Ongino

    Sub County, and husband to the cheating woman, who was only identified as Grace.

    While speaking from sick bed at Kumi Hospital, where he is undergoing intensive treatment, Edongot narrated his unfortunate ordeal as thus:

    "My woes began in October last year, when I went to Ongino Market to buy fish and saw Grace selling ‘Ajono' (local brew) next to the fish

    stall. I instantly fell for her because she looked so beautiful, so I went over to her and expressed my interest in her. Luckily, she accepted my

    advances and even told me her Kandahar territory was vacant because there was no whopper docking at it. Since then I have been visiting

    her, only that I hadn't got the chance to bonk her because of her busy schedule. This chance however presented itself last Friday, when she

    invited me to her home that evening for a special yoyo treat."

    Edongot adds that that evening he retired with Grace at about 7:30pm, and carried her to her home on his bicycle.

    He says they went into bed and started bonking at 8:30pm.

    He however says that after the first round, he was shocked beyond belief, when Emuron flung the door open and charged at him as though he

    was a wounded Rhino.

    He says that Grace fled the house, leaving him to be nabbed by Emuron, who together with two unidentified friends of his tied Edongot's

    hands and legs.

    Emuron is then said to have reached for a knife, which he used to sever the cheat's whopper.

    Edongot said that his tormentors immediately fled, and he was only saved by Peter Omeri, the councillor, as well as LC2 chairperson of

    Kapasak parish, who took him to police, before later forwarding him to hospital.
     
  2. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    mmmm, ikikatwa hiyo
    hata maisha hayana maana tena.
     
  3. TIMING

    TIMING JF-Expert Member

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    wekeni basi source mnapokopi....
     
  4. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    Unapenda nikuwekee tomato sosi au chilli sosi?

     
  5. vivian

    vivian JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha haaa
     
  6. FaizaFoxy

    FaizaFoxy JF-Expert Member

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    Kiranga komo.

    Aliomfanyia hivyo anampunguzia dhambi.
     
  7. Blaki Womani

    Blaki Womani JF-Expert Member

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    kwisha habari yake
     
  8. vivian

    vivian JF-Expert Member

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    ''Kiranga komo''- what the hell is that?
     
  9. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    Dah,maskini ndo basi tena
     
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    Mamzalendo JF-Expert Member

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    Pole zake kweli mume au mke wa m2 sumu,loh!
     
  11. FaizaFoxy

    FaizaFoxy JF-Expert Member

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    Swahili is vaster than I thought.

    kiranga nm vi- [ki-/vi-] sexual mania.
    komo.a[SUP]1[/SUP] kt [ele] unbar. (tde) komolea, (tdew) komolewa; (tdk) komoka;(tdn) komoana; (tds) komoza.
    komo.a[SUP]2[/SUP] kt [ele] deprive of rights, rend asunder. (tde) komolea, (tdew) komolewa; (tdk) komoka;(tdn) komoana; (tds) komoza.
    komo.a[SUP]3[/SUP] kt [ele] make sb concious, exorcize. (tde) komolea, (tdew) komolewa; (tdk) komoka; (tdn) komoana; (tds) komoza.
    Source: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=kiranga+komo%2C+kamusi#q=kiranga+komo&hl=en&safe=off&prmd=imvnsfd&ei=gpYlT5TbJ-mx0AX21NTOCg&start=10&sa=N&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&fp=95157bd2b233bab7&biw=1025&bih=464

    Amekomolewa kwa kupenda kwake ngono.
     
  12. vivian

    vivian JF-Expert Member

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    kweli una mbwembwe mamiito
     
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