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Ajali na mvuta bangi

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by mwl, Jun 11, 2011.

  1. m

    mwl JF-Expert Member

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    Mvuta bangi mmoja alifanya ajali akaua watu 25, Kufika polisi Traffic akamuuliza ilikuaje? jamaa akasema alikuwa spidi nyingi tu ghafla akaona kundi la watu kushoto na mtu mmoja kulia na yeye hana breki, akamuuliza traffic:" wewe ungefanyaje? Traffic akasema ningemgonga yule mmoja kusave wengi. Jamaa akasema:"Hivyo ndvyio ilivyotokea, lakini yule mpumbavu alikimbia kule kwa wale wengi na mimi nikamfuata kulekule kusave wengi ndio nikauwa wote ."
     
  2. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh bangi noma!
     
  3. serio

    serio JF-Expert Member

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    teheeee... hiyo kali ya week..
     
  4. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Duu!! Imetulia
     
  5. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli bangi lakini ni kiburudisho poa sana kama hauna mawazo
     
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    Haya majani aliyogundua mbuzi noma kweli.
     
  7. Viol

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    mkuu hii kitu iko poa,thanks
     
  8. shegaboy

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    big up mzee du yaani akaona bora amgonge mmoja na alivyokimbia yule mmoja akasema huyu huyu nisiwafwate wale wengi kweli bangi nzuri du!!!!!
     
  9. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

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    Kuna mtu aliwahi nambia kuwa hii kitu imegunduliwa na nyani.... Binadamu kama kawaida yake akaiga.
     
  10. Mulhat Mpunga

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    ganja,ganja,ganja!!!!!!!
     
  11. sweetlady

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    hahahahaha!
    Nzuri sn!... Kweli bange ni noma!
     
  12. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahaah!!
     
  13. Abbasy

    Abbasy Senior Member

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    iyo kali
     
  14. Wa Nyumbani

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    hii kali mzee! tehe hete teh!
     
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    u made my day....................
     
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    Hahaha, hili ni bonge la joke
     
  17. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    Anastahili kunyongwa shingoni huyo
     
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    PakavuNateleza JF-Expert Member

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    msiseme bangi siku hizi inaitwa kuku
     
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    Pazi JF-Expert Member

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    Tehteh nimekubali utawajuwa tu wakwepa Polisi wasijulikane wanaongelea nini...
     
  20. womanizer

    womanizer Senior Member

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    mbona sioni cha kuchekesha au kwasababu sivuti hiyo mibangi yenu
     
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