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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, Jul 9, 2012.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    When accidents happen in different counties this what people say

    UK: "Am sorry maam,can i take you to the hospital?"

    U.S.A: "Appologies Madam,let me take you to the hospital."

    U.A.E(DUBAI):"Sorry habibty......are you okay? You need to go to the hospital."

    TZ:"Kwenda wewe kwani huoni? Unaendesha gari kama barabara ni ya babako!!....haya nenda hospital fasta usije ukafa hapa.
     
  2. Mtanzanika

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    We kiazi nini!!!!Umekuja juzi town!!!
    hahaha TZ ndo mpango mzima!
     
  3. Viol

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    Halafu unaongezewa makofi
     
  4. Myakubanga

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    We umewapendelea excellent!
    Tz unamaliziwa kabisa ili wakupore simu na tuhela!
     
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    Kabla ya hayo yote.Tz unasachiwa mifukoni,wallet,mkoba nk. Unanini kwanza
     
  6. Kibwebwe

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    umtisha mkuu asilimia 100
     
  7. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    hapo ndo pabaya kabisa


    hahahahahhahaa labda atokee msamaria mwema
     
  8. Viol

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    pamoja kamanda
     
  9. ngulinho

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    doh! hii hatari basi
     
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    Huku kwetu Manzese tunatoa misaada ya kupunguza baadhi ya vitu vinavyomsumbua muathirika wa ajali, mfano saa,mkanda,simu,cheni,wallet/pochi,kikuku,viatu,cheni ya kiunoni... Tehetehetehetehetehe...

    Kwa kweli ni wakarimu sana, nasikia hata Tandika ni wakarimu pia.
     
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    yani TZ ni noma nilishawahi kudondoka kwenye daladala mana joto lilizidi na foleni ..............unajua walichokuwa wanaongea abiria ni nini....................hawa masista du hawali usiku na akila anakula kidogo matokeo yake anakosa nguvu kumbe mwenzao naumwa....................yani walibishana mpaka wanapata idea ya kunipeleka hospital lisaa limepita.
     
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    boss wetu alishawahi kupata ajali tena badala ya kumsaidia wakamwibia hela, simu, wakachomoa radio wakasepa...........wengine ndo wakaja kumsaidia kumpeleka hospital na kwasababu walimchelewesha akafariki.
     
  13. Mtanzanika

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    Pole sana!!Eti masister duu hawali!!!hiyo gari ilikua ya nyumbani kwetu Mbagala bila shaka!!
     
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    ah wapii..........hiyo gari ilikuwa ya shamba.
     
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    so that y u r boss now, kweli kufa kufaana
     
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    ah wapi sina qualification kama zake.
     
  17. Viol

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    Pole sana my dia,ningekwepo ningekubeba fasta nikupeleke hospital i can take care of u
     
  18. Viol

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    bongo wanakupora kwanza wakichukua kila kitu wasamaria wema ndo watajitokeza
     
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    Is it because anaitwa Sister!!?
     
  20. Viol

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    hamna bhana mi msamaria mwema,hata we nakusaidia
     
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