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Aisee shule hizi!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Henge, Aug 22, 2011.

  1. Henge

    Henge JF-Expert Member

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    Kama kawaida, dogo katoka shule ile anafika tu home mother wake akamkamata na kuanza kumuuliza walichofundishwa... Kwa comfidence dogo akamjibu tumefundishwa hesabu kwa kiingereze, so mother akaanza maswali...
    Mother: TWO + THREE??!
    Dogo akaskuti kidogo then akajibu: "..SON OF A BITCH ITS FIVE.."
    Mother: Whaaaat?? And FIVE + FIVE??!
    Dogo kwa comfidence baada ya kuhesabu vidole dogo akajibu tena: ... "SON OF A BITCH ITS TEN..."
    Kha...!! Mother kusikia hivyo akamkamata dogo akampa kipondo then mguu kwa mguu mpaka kwa teacher...
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    Mother: Haya we mwalimu mpuuzi umemfundisha nin mwanangu leo?? TWO + THREE ni ngapi??!
    Teacher: Mh.. Mbona hasira hivyo??! Nways leo wamesoma hesabu kwa kiingereza ambako nmewaambia kama mfano 2+3 hapo ilitakiwa waimbe TWO + THREE FOR THE SUM OF WHICH IS FIVE... Kwani mwanao kasemaje??
    Mother kimya...
     
  2. Donnie Charlie

    Donnie Charlie JF-Expert Member

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    ha, ha, lazima akae kimya maana ishakuwa aibu.
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani jamani.
     
  4. Henge

    Henge JF-Expert Member

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    hapo lazima uwe mpole!
     
  5. Jeji

    Jeji JF-Expert Member

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    mh!! dogo nuksi.
     
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    Mitchell JF-Expert Member

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    mh!!!!????????????
     
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    Jamsuldash Member

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    Dogo ameiva kiinglish mpaka ameoza. . .
     
  8. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Imetulia
     
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    G_crisis JF-Expert Member

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    Creming impact
     
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    Cha Moto JF-Expert Member

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    Dogo anatakiwa arushwe Class
     
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    Rejao JF-Expert Member

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    Duh! Hii imetulia!
    Kweli wazazi tuna mawazo hasi.
     
  12. mikatabafeki

    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    huh................teh tehe teeeehe
     
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