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Airport Security Solved !!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by De Javu, Sep 25, 2011.

  1. De Javu

    De Javu JF-Expert Member

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    The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you. Israelis sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials. You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement: "Attention to all standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight 670 to London. Shalom!"
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  3. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    lol! that wld be a smart one.manake mwenye kujitoa mhanga nae asikose thawabu buree!
  4. ndetichia

    ndetichia JF-Expert Member

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    hii kali sana mkuu na siku hizi watu hawajiripui tena airport..