Kyakya
JF-Expert Member
- Apr 24, 2009
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An airplane is flying over the United States at night.
The pilot says: Ladies and Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the baggage must be thrown out.
A little later the pilot says: We are still losing altitude we must throw anything out that is in the cabin
The plane continues its decent despite more things being thrown out.
Pilot: Still going down we must throw out some people There is a big gasp from the passengers!
Pilot: But to make this fair, passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order. So ..
A Any African on board?
No one moves.
B Any Blacks on board?
No one moves.
C Any Caribbean on board?
Still no one moves.
A little black boy asks his daddy: Daddy, what are we?
Daddy: Tonight son, we are ZANZIBARIS!
The pilot says: Ladies and Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the baggage must be thrown out.
A little later the pilot says: We are still losing altitude we must throw anything out that is in the cabin
The plane continues its decent despite more things being thrown out.
Pilot: Still going down we must throw out some people There is a big gasp from the passengers!
Pilot: But to make this fair, passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order. So ..
A Any African on board?
No one moves.
B Any Blacks on board?
No one moves.
C Any Caribbean on board?
Still no one moves.
A little black boy asks his daddy: Daddy, what are we?
Daddy: Tonight son, we are ZANZIBARIS!
