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airplane is flying over the United States

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by Kyakya, May 21, 2009.

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    Kyakya JF-Expert Member

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    An airplane is flying over the United States at night.

    The pilot says: ‘Ladies and Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the baggage must be thrown out.

    A little later the pilot says: ‘We are still losing altitude we must throw anything out that is in the cabin’

    The plane continues its decent despite more things being thrown out.

    Pilot: ‘Still going down – we must throw out some people’ There is a big gasp from the passengers!

    Pilot: ‘But to make this fair, passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order. So…..

    A – Any African on board?
    No one moves.

    B – Any Blacks on board?
    No one moves.

    C – Any Caribbean on board?
    Still no one moves.

    A little black boy asks his daddy: ‘Daddy, …… what are we?

    Daddy: ‘Tonight son, we are ZANZIBARIS!
     
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    Kyakya JF-Expert Member

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    Sorry I post this thread in the wrong place, it was to be sent to JOKES/UTANI.

    SAMAHANI SANA
     
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    Hata hivyo inafurahisha Mkuu
     
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