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Afungasha kimba kwenye shati

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by IrDA, Nov 13, 2011.

  1. IrDA

    IrDA JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna jamaa mmoja kutoka bara baada ya kuingia jijini Dar, siku moja katika matembezi yake aliingia katika choo cha kulipia. Kwa vile alikuwa amekula ugali wa mtama, alishusha mzigo ‘kimba’ la haja. Baada ya kujisaidia ilibidi ‘aflashi’ kimba lile lililokuwa kama mguu wa mtoto.


    Lakini kila alipoliflashi kimba lilizama chini na kuibuka zima zima, kitu kilichomfanya jamaa aflashi tena, ulikuwa mchezo ule ule kwani mzigo ulizama na kuibuka.


    Wakati jamaa akichanganywa na kimba lile lililoonekana bishi, nje wateja nao walikuwa kwenye hali mbaya na kuanza kupiga kelele kuomba atoke.


    Jamaa alijikausha na kujaribu kwa mara nyingine lakini habari ilikuwa ile ile, kimba kuzama chini na kuibuka juu. Jamaa aliona udhia aliamua kuvua fulana aliyovaa ndani na kuchukua kimba na kulifunga kwenye fulana kisha akatoka nalo.


    Mpaka jamaa anatoka alikuwa amemaliza saa nzima chooni, ilibidi mwenye choo amlipishe muda wa kufidia. Baada ya kutoka, alitafuta sehemu na kulitupa lile kimba huku akijuta kula vyakula vigumu.
     
  2. dietrich luhaga

    dietrich luhaga New Member

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    ha ha ha ha...noumer.,kitu kimba!
     
  3. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    hilo kimba lilikuwa boya??
     
  4. TIMING

    TIMING JF-Expert Member

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    jf is everything
     
  5. IrDA

    IrDA JF-Expert Member

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    kimba kubwa kweli kweli,utadhani rungu
     
  6. Njaa

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    hahhahhaha
     
  7. BIG X

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    Kimba ndio nini!!!!
     
  8. mkonomtupu

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    kimba
    "the white lion"
     
  9. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Nakula bana
     
  10. Jaguar

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    Tusilisifie tu kimba kwa ukubwa,pia tuyasifie masaburi ya jamaa kuweza kulitoa kimba zima zima!
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Wewe mwenyewe mtu wa bara kwan umekuwa mtu wa Pwan wewe ? Kwanza nauhakiki huyo jamaa utakuwa wewe mwenyewe unazuga tu.
     
  12. IrDA

    IrDA JF-Expert Member

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    Alaa,ntake radhi mi mtu wa pwani,shangani bana...habari hizo sinaga
     
  13. mashikolomageni

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    kitu kimba kinaelea chenyewe ha ha ha ha ha
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    worry out kaka 2po pamoja.
     
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