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after having sex

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtanzanika, Jun 17, 2012.

  1. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    After having sex:-
    Americans n Europeans:They look for
    drinks to cool themselves n chat a little
    Asians(indians)-They rush to the
    kitchen,grab whatever is left there and
    eat it with chillie
    Africans:"Honey hivi chupi yangu iko
    wapi siioni....."eh kwani wakati unavua
    uliitupa wapi?".....Ooh ile pale juu ya
    feni ilifikaje kule!!"
     
  2. Nyaubwii

    Nyaubwii JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli watu weusi balaa, chupi hadi juu ya feni!
     
  3. ngulinho

    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    dah! hii kali
     
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    Qsm JF-Expert Member

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    imenifanya nicheke mpaka waliojirani yangu wanashangaa!
     
  5. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    ushaongeza umri hapo!
     
  6. Skp2ole

    Skp2ole Senior Member

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    haaaaa haaaaaa ur nat seriour haaaaaa haaaaa kwa maana weusi hanakurupuka tu haya bahna
     
  7. kookolikoo

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    kituko ni pale unapoondoka na chupi ya kimada!
     
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    MKANKULE JF-Expert Member

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    Sio hivyo tu tani chupi imekwendaje juu ya friji. yani hatuandaani ndio maana yake.
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    Huu utaratibu wa kutupa mawe gizani sio mzuri. Ona sasa limenipiga mwenzio.
     
  10. Quirine

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    inapata upepo ili iwe ya baridi kupoza injini
     
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    SUPER DADY New Member

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    Crayz africans unaanza na trouser sitting room ,vest kwenye corridor, then chupi kwenye fan......aaah thats i like africa is a good joking by the way.
     
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    Mmmh uswazi gesti hzo
     
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    Tetesi hzi ni za kweli kabsaaaa!
     
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    piper JF-Expert Member

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    Ama kweli ni balaa
     
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    chief72 JF-Expert Member

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    miaka ya sabini watu wengi hawakuwa wanavaa chupi sijui mambo yalikuwaje maana full kipupwe kwenye nomino
     
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    GTesha JF-Expert Member

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    mh bora mie mweupe, poleni weusi wote
     
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    Baba V JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna jamaa alikuwa anaishi chumba kisicho na ceiling board kuna siku wanajiandaa kula msosi wakashituka puuuh! juu ya meza,kucheki ni chupi toka chumba cha pili! hapo chacha
     
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    Mtaftaji Senior Member

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    Jamani nimepotea2 cjui kwa tumbo wapi.
     
  19. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    kudadadeki!
     
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    Quirine nimeipenda hiyo. Hutokea mara mojamoja ndio maana hata gari imewekewa feni mbele ya injini.
     
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