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African President vs Bill Gates

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimox Kimokole, Jul 26, 2010.

  1. Kimox Kimokole

    Kimox Kimokole Verified User

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    Bill Gates: Jambo! You must have heard of Windows.
    President: Oh yes! In most government offices we have the single window clearance concept.

    Gates: Have you installed Windows at home?

    President: I have removed all windows due to increased burglaries in our house.

    Gates (Confused): Then what is the systemyou operate on?

    President: OPERATION? Yes, I had a Hernia operation last month.

    Gates (sweating): Hope the internet is being used a lot in your country.
    President: Oh Yes! Due to increased mosquito problems many people are sleeping under the net.

    Gates: By the year 2012, your country should export computer chips.
    President: We are already exporting Muhogo chips.

    Gates (Feeling very uneasy): do you regularly use laptops?
    President: My grandchild sleeps on the top of my lap.

    Gates (Sweating heavily): I hear your prime minister knows a lot about RAM and ROM.
    President: RUM? Prohibition is being lifted and it will be shortly available in Gongo format.

    Gates (Feeling dizzy): I would like to take your leave before my system crashes.
    President: I have exhausted all my leave.

    Gates: I have no energy left, let us go out and have a bite.
    President: BITE? I believe in power-sharing. I will not bite.

    Gates: (System Crashes and Found Missing). "Windows is restarting. Please wait............."
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  2. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    inawezekana huyo african president ni iddi amin dadaa
  4. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    Inawezekana pia ni our dearest presidentiest ambaye hajui nini sababu ya umasikini kwa wabongo
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    Huyo mjomba yupo vizuri kwa kujibe.teh teh