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African prayer

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Shapu, Aug 16, 2009.

  1. Shapu

    Shapu JF-Expert Member

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    Oh Lord we humble ourselves to you
    this day and ask you to forgive us our sins,
    although we have none.

    This is because it is not us who
    killed Jesus,it was the whites.

    He was betrayed by white man,
    and they sold Him to another white man who ordered that He be beaten.
    It was the whites who even voted that He be crucified.

    The name of the betrayer was Judas Iscariot.

    Honestly we do not even have such names.

    We have the names like: BYARUGABA,MUTAILUKA, RWEBANGIRA, MASATU,MASAWE,MUCHUNGUZI MUFURUKI, MAGESA,BIGAMBO,LUFURANDAMA, NYANDA, MALIMA,MWAKATOBE,LUSAJO, SHAYO,ASUMWISYE,OGBANJE, OBAMA, MATHENGE, ONYANGO, NYERERE, SAITOTO,SAIDI, KIBAKI, KARYANGO, MATAKWEI, MUKHUFULI, KAMUGISHA, MARIGA,KARAMUJONG, etc.


    We don't even know where Golgotha is, where He was crucified.

    We only know how to go from MASINDI to KAMPALA and back.

    We have never been to any of the Bible cities.
    So, we could not in any way be involved in the crucifixion of our Lord.

    If you do not believe us you could even watch the movie "PASSION OF CHRIST".

    There is no African in the movie.
    Please Lord: Let Africans be rich and the white man work for them.

    AMEN.
     
    Last edited: Aug 17, 2009
  2. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaa! Jamaa anajiombea huku anawasukumia wazungu mzigo wa dhambi, good one indeed. LOL!
     
  3. Shapu

    Shapu JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo Kali kweli umeona enhee
     
  4. Mbimbinho

    Mbimbinho JF-Expert Member

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    hata ingekuwa mimi, yaani nihukumiwe kwa dhambi nisiyofanya
     
  5. g

    gucci touch New Member

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    that was one hell of a prayer.............lets make it official
     
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