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Afisa misitu

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, Oct 28, 2011.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Afisa misitu kaenda kwenye shamba la miti ya jamaaa kukagua.jamaa akamwambia asiingie sasahiv . Afisa akatoa kitambusho cha kazi." We ni nani wa kunizuia? kwa hiki kitambulisho ,hakuna wa kunizuia nisifanye shughuli zangu!" Jamaa akamfungulia geti.
    Baada ya muda jamaa akamuona afisa akifukuzwa na nyuki huku akipiga kelele. "Mama nakufaaa!Nisaidie nyukiiii! wananiuaaa!!!"
    Jamaa akamwambia , " WAONYESHE KITAMBULISHO"!!
     
  2. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Katika chuo cha wanyama pori,Mwalimu alitoa mtihani wa mwisho kwa kuweka picha za miguu ya ndege na wanafunzi walitakiwa kuandika jina sahihi la kila ndege kutokana na picha miguu.
    Mwanafunzi mkorofi alikagua maswali na kugundua hawezi kujibu hata swali moja.Ndipo alipoamua kupeleka karatasi yake ya kujibia pasina hata kuandika jina lake.
    Mwalimu alishtuka kuona jamaa kamaliza maswali 50kwa dk5.Wakati mwanafunzi ameshafika mlangoni ili atoke chumba cha mtihani,Mwalimu aligundua jamaa hajajibu swali hata1 na wala hajaandika jina lake.Ndipo alipomuita"we kijana simama.mbona hujaandika jina?unaitwa nani?"
    Mwanafunzi alisimama kidogo na kupandisha suruali ili mwalimu aone miguu huku akisema"angalia miguu utajua jina langu"
    kisha akatokomea
     
  3. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Mchina,Mzungu na Mbongo walitaka kuonyeshana ukali wa teknolojia zao Mzungu aliweka earphone wireless akitumia Bluetooth kuckiliza sim na nyimbo Mchina alikuwa ana saa ila inafanya kazi kama simu Mbongo akaumiza kichwa afanyaje ili naye aonyeshe yake!Akaenda chooni,aliporudi akarudi uchi huku amening'iniza toilet paper kwenye ******,wazungu wakaona huyu katuzidi akili,wakamuuliza hii nini? Akawajibu hapa natuma fax
     
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    Hakya nani ningeua huyu mtoto!
     
  5. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    naithi wani,dharau mbaya thana.nalog off
     
  6. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Dogo nunda
     
  7. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    mbona haraka hvo,si una kitambulisho
     
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    Ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa................................. kwa kweli umenichekesha sana, asante kwa kuifanya ijumaa yangu kuwa ya furaha. We mkali
     
  9. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh si unajua teknolojia inapanda
     
  10. Z

    Zimba Senior Member

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    Mtanzania kaibuka kinara. Ni noumer u made ma day!
     
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    Fax kwenye "P" au "K"?
     
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    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    haha
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
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    chuo cha wanyama pori imefunika
     
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    hehehehe mkuu umenikumbusha kipindi nasoma walinipa jina la mzee wa FAX.......mjini shule!
     
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    hah.! We mpuuzi kweli, wanivja mbavu zangu mie loh
     
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    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Hakyanani umenichekesha bure, hah ha hah.! Safi sana
     
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    Haaa haaaa haaaa!asante mkuu!
     
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    Haaaa haaaa haaaa,u made my day bro!
     
  19. Masika

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    Nimecheka mpaka basi
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    akome kabisa. Mambo ya kuwadharau watu wa chini kisa u bosi tu. Akome
     
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