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Afande naye atumia mistali ya Biblia kulamba rushwa kwa father! Math 5.25-26

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Rugas, Dec 6, 2011.

  1. Rugas

    Rugas JF-Expert Member

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    Kasisi mmoja akiwa anawahi kutoa 'huduma' mahali pa sherehe ya

    heshima alisimamishwa na askari trafiki aliyejifanya serious akimzushia
    yule Kasisi kwa kukiuka sheria za barabarani. Kasisi alijua hana kosa la kimsingi
    isipokuwa mapungufu yasiyoepukika kama ubora wa gari ya kitanzania; mara
    tairi moja ni kipara mara gari inatoa moshi mweusi n.k Kasisi akamwambia
    trafiki kuwa 'mimi ni father...sio mhalifu wa sheria...'
    'geuza twende kituoni" akasisitiza polisi.
    Yule kasisi akageuza gari kuelekea 'kituoni'. Walipokaribia yule father
    akisononeshwa na kuchelewesha huduma kwa umati unaomsubiri akatamka

    '..my God'
    'Umesema wee ni 'fwaza ??' akauliza polisi kwa hofu na ujasiri wa sabuni.
    Kabla Kasisi hajajibu... 'polisi akawambia kasisi kama anayo BIBLIA apaki
    gari pembeni mwa barabara. Yule kasisi akasimama na kutoa BIBLIA ampe polisi.
    Polisi akasita kupokea, akamwambia Kasisi 'fungua na usome Matayo 5:25-26

    Mtu wa Mungu akasoma "malizaneni na aliyekukamata kukupeleka mahakamani..
    ..malizaneni upesi.. yamalize mambo haya mngali bado njiani kabla hajakukabidhi kwa hakimu..
    ambaye aweza kukuhukumu na kukukabidhi kwa bwana jela ili akutie gerezani. Amin nakwambia

    hautaachiwa hadi umetoa senti ya mwisho... Mtu wa Mungu akampa yaliyo yake kaizari. Polisi akatabasamu na kusema 'msifanye migumu mioyo yenu.. nenda na amani.
     
  2. Jagarld

    Jagarld JF-Expert Member

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    Ajiah! Huyu trafic n muumini mzuri ila nymban aliacha mke kacndka ugali
     
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    Jagarld JF-Expert Member

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    Aliacha mke kabandika ugali akaenda ktafta mboga.
     
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    Horseshoe Arch JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha haaa...nitaenda kununua biblia leo...
     
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    hashycool JF-Expert Member

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    vasectomy.....
     
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    Architect E.M JF-Expert Member

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    hhahaahahahahahaahhaahahah,,,, this is very interesting,,,,, it has brightened my evening
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaaa !
     
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    joseph khassim Member

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    Biblia ni comlex sana, tena san
     
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    Deodat JF-Expert Member

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    Yaani ilibidi nicheki Bible faster, na hiki ndio nilichokikuta:

    [h=1]Matthew 5:25-26 (New International Version)[/h]
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    [h=3]Matthew 5:25-26[/h]New International Version (NIV)

    [SUP]25[/SUP] "Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still together on the way, or your adversary may hand you over to the judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. [SUP]26[/SUP] Truly I tell you, you will not get out until you have paid the last penny.



    Duuh, ingawa amekula rushwa, afande alikuwa smart!
     
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    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Najuta kuchelewa kuisoma hii thread,mi lyk it your majesty,thumb up!
     
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    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    so funny mkuu,thumb up
     
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    mang'ang'a JF-Expert Member

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    Usihangaike Uki Google Una pata [FONT=&quot]Matthew 5:25-26[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]New International Version (NIV)[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot] [SUP]25[/SUP] "Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still together on the way, or your adversary may hand you over to the judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. [SUP]26[/SUP] Truly I tell you, you will not get out until you have paid the last penny. [/FONT]
     
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    obsesd JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha ime2lia bro bible nouma ucpokuwa makin ful kuvurugika yahitaj uwe mchambuz wa mambo ya kiroho haswa!
     
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