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Adulty Business Propposal

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by zaratustra, Feb 19, 2011.

  1. zaratustra

    zaratustra JF-Expert Member

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    Kevin wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else... One day, Kevin got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you. But the girl said NO. Kevin said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. " She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down." So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened. She responded, "The bastard used coins!" Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!
     
  2. Kunta Kinte

    Kunta Kinte JF-Expert Member

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    Thats good one!
     
  3. Jaluo_Nyeupe

    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaa, jamaa alijishindia kilaini huku bf wake akiwa na taarifa kabisa.
     
  4. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    bf wake alikuwa na tamaa ya pesa huyo!
     
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