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Addicted to brake fluid

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Oct 7, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    One day a mechanic was working late under a car and some brake fluid dripped into his mouth.

    "Wow! That stuff isn't too bad tasting" he thought. Next day he told his buddy about tasting the brake fluid.

    "Not bad," he said. "Think I'll have a little more today."

    His friend got a little concerned but didn't say anything. Next day he told about drinking a cup full of the brake fluid. "Great stuff! Think I'll have some more today." And so he did.

    A few days later he was up to a bottle a day, and told his friend "This brake fluid is really great stuff."

    His friend was now really worried. "You know that brake fluid is poison and really bad for you. You better stop drinking that stuff."

    "Hey, no problem," he said, "I can stop any time."

    teh teh teh teh kwa sababu anakunywa mafuta ya brake..., so anaweza kustop muda wowote teh teh teh
     
  2. Kombo

    Kombo JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaaaaaa.....!!!!!???
     
  3. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmmhh! mazuzu
     
  4. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    kauzu zaidi ya dagaa....
     
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