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Abunuasi na kisa cha punda

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by DEVINE, Sep 23, 2011.

  1. DEVINE

    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    ABUNUASI NA KISA CHA PUNDA..jirani yake abunuasi alikua anataka punda kwa ajil ya kusafirisha mizigo yake,akamwendeaabunuasi akamwabia jiran naomba niazimishe punda wako,abunuas akamjibu mimi sina punda,jamaa akafadhaika sana akawa anatoka lkn kabla ajakwenda mbali akamsikia punda akilia toka kwa abunuasi akarudi haraka akamwambia abunuasi umesema huna punda lkn nimeskia mlio wake,abunuasi akamjibu kwan unataka punda au mlio?akimaanisha yeye ana mlio tuu lkn hana punda..
     
  2. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh umenikumbusha kile kisa cha Abunuwasi aliazima sufuria ya mtu akaitumia siku ya kurudisha akarudisha na kisufuria kidogo..akamwambia mwenye mali kuwa sufuria imezaa...jamaa akafurahia mbaya kabisa...baada ya siku kadhaa Abunuwasi akarudi tena kuomba sufuria...jamaa akachangamka sana akijua itarudi na nyingine.....ukapita muda bila Abunuwasi kurudisha.....siku moja akakutana naye njiani akamwambia mbona hujarudisha sufuria yangu? Abunuwasi akamwambia samahani ile sufuria ilikufa....jamaa akahamaki haiwezekani sufuria kufa...Abunuwasi akamwambia kila kinachozaa hufa......
     
  3. Elli

    Elli JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaaaa ndio sisiemu hawa, wna bastola tu lakini hawana risasi...
     
  4. DEVINE

    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    kwa kwa kwaa
     
  5. DEVINE

    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    huko thawa kabitha.
     
  6. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    dah! Huyu jamaa ni noma
     
  7. sweetlady

    sweetlady JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha! Hatuogopi bastola sisi...hawajiamini, ndo mana wameanza kutisha watu na bastola....tutafika tu hata iweje. Tanzania yenye neema imekaribia kupatikana!
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    bushbaby;kwa kweli umenikumbusha mbali sana,...nimecheka si kipolepole!
     
  9. Gagurito

    Gagurito JF-Expert Member

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    Napenda vituko vya abunuwasi sana!
     
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    kile kisa cha majuha watatu mnakikumbuka?
    majuha wenyewe imebainika ni nape, lusinde na mwigulu joke!!!!!!
     
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