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A young wife

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by IronBroom, May 15, 2010.

  1. IronBroom

    IronBroom JF-Expert Member

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    Hii nimeikuta BongoRadio,

    A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husbands

    Constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make love for the rest of their marriage.

    While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, "Honey, you

    Know I love you, but your never ending requests for sex are leaving me drained and really tired. So I propose that we only have sex on days that start with the letter 'T', to minimize the frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don't be mad at me honey, just understand where I am coming from, and let me know if my request is too demanding of you."

    On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the note to the fridge door, hoping that her sex craved husband will be understanding and accepting of her proposal when he reads it.

    Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices that her note has been replaced with a note from her husband that reads, "Baby, I didn't' realise that I was putting you under so much pressure

    And I'm sorry. I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of

    Listing at the bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to
    make sure that we are on the same page.

    3. TODAY

    P.S. I love you too, and remember it's still TODAY, I am waiting for you upstairs."
  2. D

    Diana-DaboDiff JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha! i guess its everyday then Today,tomorrow and the number of times not specified lol!
  3. Junius

    Junius JF-Expert Member

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    sexual addiction kama Jesse James ha ha ha ha...!!!
  4. HarusiYetu

    HarusiYetu JF-Expert Member

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    Oh!!!!!thais will never end as tomorrow and today are always there.
  5. Kobe

    Kobe JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh
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    senator JF-Expert Member

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    Tehe tehe hapo lazima mamsapu aombe talaka mana jigolo itakuwa non stop