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A woman should have 4 men.... to satisfy her

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by MadameX, Jul 3, 2012.

  1. MadameX

    MadameX JF-Expert Member

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    Quoting from Steve Harvey book

    “The only way woman can truly be completely satisfied is to get herself four different men--an old one, an ugly one, a Mandingo, and a gay guy

    1. The old man (financial security) - sits around the house with you, spends his pension check on you, hug you, hold you, give you comfort, and won't expect any sex from you because he can't "get it up" anyway...lol.

    2. The ugly one (gives you all the attention you seek) - whatever you need - run you down the grocery store, wash your car, babysit your cat - he'll provide because he's happy someone as beautiful as you is paying him any kind of attention.

    3. The Mandingo man (sex) - he's big, he's not necessarily that smart, but he's got the yummy physique - that's all you want from him, and he makes sure he gives it to you real good - mind blowing sex!

    4. The gay guy (gossip-mate) - someone you can go shopping with,who doesn't want anything from you but gossip and details about what the old man bought you, which errands you sent the ugly guy to take care of, and exactly how Mandingo had you doing monkey flips for a week...all the conversation you need.

    Sasa kwanini wanaume wa leo wanapiga makelele, cause we have diversity of needs only one man is not enough to satisfy us. If one can get all 4 in one go then she must be really lucky lol,

    Na wale kama mimi if you have choice of which one would you pick and why?
     
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    mhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
     
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    Eiyer JF-Expert Member

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    Mimi nitarudi baadae. . . . . .
     
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    Hii si mchezo ngoja nitafakari kwanza maana unaweza ishia kuwa na sugu za kwenye naniliu
     
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    "SO MANY RELATIONSHIPS, YET SO LITTLE LOVE....." Source: The Boss signature
     
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  7. MadameX

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    Nina watatu na kuna nafasi moja imebaki bado nacheck checki for possible suitor
     
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    sidhani kama watakutosha
    make it 8
     
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    Mbona hiyo haina shida, si unaona anayekula mzigo ni mmoja tu au mi sijaelewa. Tunapiga kelele iwapo utaliwa na wengi!!!
     
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    wanne wachache, labda kwa faivusome tu.
     
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    Mimi ninao 4.
    1: baba na baba mkwe
    2: son n sons
    3: brothers n brother in laws
    4: my sweet love.
     
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    Jodoki Kalimilo JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo wa nne ni wa namna gani kati ya hao wanne niangalie kama nita fit?
     
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    probably even u madameX wont wait to pick a guy rated at number 3 b'se we men falling under that category know how to take care of that shit......know what i mean?
     
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    O, Yes I always thought it was a myth that there are certain sex positions that can help a woman climax faster and better. Say it isn't so? If this is true, why haven't we been schooling our men? I took my inquiry to the sex-perts and uncovered that there are, in fact, such positions. Obviously, I'm going to share them with you -- that way, we can all be having the best sex of our lives! Read on for the top 10 sex positions for achieving mind-blowing orgasms.
     
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    eeeeeh hapana me siwezi hizo option
     
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    Duuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
     
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    Aisee............!:hat:
     
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    I can see it from your face that you are telling the truth,huo wanja....lo!
     
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    a gay person is not a man, he's a guy so sema 3men and a guy
     
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