Apollo
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- May 26, 2011
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heheheeee. Watakuwa mtu na kaka yake.. Maana akili zinafanana!Hii hapa kwa hisani ya mkuu BushBaby<br />
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A woman takes a lover home<br />
<br />
during the day while her husband is at work.<br />
<br />
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly,<br />
<br />
sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.<br />
<br />
The woman's husband also comes home.<br />
<br />
She puts her lover in the closet,<br />
<br />
not realizing that the little boy<br />
<br />
is in there already.<br />
<br />
The little boy says, "Dark in here."<br />
<br />
The man says, "Yes, it is."<br />
<br />
Boy: "I have a baseball."<br />
<br />
Man: "That's nice"<br />
<br />
Boy: "Want to buy it?"<br />
<br />
Man: "No, thanks."<br />
<br />
Boy: "My Dad's out side."<br />
<br />
Man: "OK, how much?"<br />
<br />
Boy: "$250"<br />
<br />
In the next few weeks,<br />
<br />
it happens again that<br />
<br />
the boy and the lover<br />
<br />
are in the closet together.<br />
<br />
Boy: "Dark in here."<br />
<br />
Man: "Yes, it is."<br />
<br />
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."<br />
<br />
The lover, remembering the last time,<br />
<br />
asks the boy, "How much?"<br />
<br />
Boy: "$750"<br />
<br />
Man: "Sold."<br />
<br />
A few days later, the Dad says to the boy,<br />
<br />
"Grab your glove,<br />
<br />
let's go outside and<br />
<br />
have a game of catch."<br />
<br />
The boy says,<br />
<br />
"I can't,<br />
<br />
I sold my baseball and my glove."<br />
<br />
The Dad asks,<br />
<br />
"How much did you sell them for?"<br />
<br />
Boy: "$1,000"<br />
<br />
The Dad says,<br />
<br />
"That's terrible to over charge your friends like that...<br />
<br />
that is way more than those two things cost.<br />
<br />
I'm taking you to church, to confession."<br />
<br />
They go to the church<br />
<br />
and the Dad makes the little boy<br />
<br />
sit in the confessional booth<br />
<br />
and closes the door.<br />
<br />
The boy says,<br />
<br />
"Dark in here."<br />
<br />
The priest says,<br />
<br />
"Don't start that shit again;<br />
<br />
you're in my closet now."