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A Wise kid... Heheheee. (Kumjibu huwezi)

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Apollo, Sep 17, 2011.

  1. Apollo

    Apollo JF-Expert Member

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    Four year old kid named Joe is in
    the surgery’s waiting room with
    his mom when he sees a
    pregnant lady sitting on a bench
    on the opposite wall. Having
    nothing better to do, Joe
    saunters over to her and with
    wide eyes full of curiosity and
    asks “Why is your stomach so
    big?”
    The lady calmly replies with a
    smile, “Because I’m having a
    baby.” With eyes as large as
    saucers, Joe asks, “Is the baby in
    your tummy?”
    “She sure is,” replies the lady
    charmed by the little kid’s
    innocent question.
    “Is it a good baby,” asks Joe with
    a puzzled look on his face.
    “Oh, yes. I’m sure it’s a really
    good baby,” says the lady with
    good humor thinking how
    incredibly cute the little kid is and
    looking forward to what he
    might say next…
    At this point much to her
    surprise, with an even more
    surprised and shocked look than
    before, Joe asks, “Then why did
    you eat her?”
     
  2. sweetlady

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    Hahahahaha!... Ya ukweli sana!.. Amwambie njaa ilimzidia.... Nimecheka sana!
     
  3. Mwendabure

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    Mitoto mingine bwaana!
     
  4. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahahaaah!!!
     
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    bitimkongwe JF-Expert Member

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    Anauliza seriously na wala hatanii.
     
  6. Husninyo

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    Hahahahahahahahaha! Nimecheka kwa maikrofoni.
     
  7. Kabakabana

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    ndo watoto hao nahisi alitamani ampige konzi
     
  8. Vin Diesel

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    Duh......
     
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    Kwa kwa kwa kwaaah!umetisha mkuu.100%.
     
  10. Apollo

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    heheheee. Huyu dogo kumjibu taabu tu. Thanx wakuu, nawatakia weekend njemaaaa! :)
     
  11. Mzee

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    Hakuna haja ya kudanganya. Angemweleza ukweli.
     
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    utantambua JF-Expert Member

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    Curious Joe umetisha, bila shaka yule dogo wa dark in here ni kaka yako hahahahaha
     
  13. Apollo

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    watakuwa ndugu kabisa.. Heheheeee.
     
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    utantambua JF-Expert Member

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    Hii hapa kwa hisani ya mkuu BushBaby


    A woman takes a lover home

    during the day while her husband is at work.

    Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly,

    sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

    The woman's husband also comes home.

    She puts her lover in the closet,

    not realizing that the little boy

    is in there already.

    The little boy says, "Dark in here."

    The man says, "Yes, it is."

    Boy: "I have a baseball."

    Man: "That's nice"

    Boy: "Want to buy it?"

    Man: "No, thanks."

    Boy: "My Dad's out side."

    Man: "OK, how much?"

    Boy: "$250"

    In the next few weeks,

    it happens again that

    the boy and the lover

    are in the closet together.

    Boy: "Dark in here."

    Man: "Yes, it is."

    Boy: "I have a baseball glove."

    The lover, remembering the last time,

    asks the boy, "How much?"

    Boy: "$750"

    Man: "Sold."

    A few days later, the Dad says to the boy,

    "Grab your glove,

    let's go outside and

    have a game of catch."

    The boy says,

    "I can't,

    I sold my baseball and my glove."

    The Dad asks,

    "How much did you sell them for?"

    Boy: "$1,000"

    The Dad says,

    "That's terrible to over charge your friends like that...

    that is way more than those two things cost.

    I'm taking you to church, to confession."

    They go to the church

    and the Dad makes the little boy

    sit in the confessional booth

    and closes the door.

    The boy says,

    "Dark in here."

    The priest says,

    "Don't start that shit again;

    you're in my closet now."
     
  15. Jaluo_Nyeupe

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    heheheee
     
  16. G_crisis

    G_crisis JF-Expert Member

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    hii noma
     
  17. Bei Mbaya

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    teheeeee.. sioni kama anachomoka mama mjamzito

    sijui ampange vp dogo Joe aridhike hapo?
     
  18. mchemsho

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    ah hah.! Ha! Hah.! Sipati picha swali lingelofuatia
     
  19. Maayo

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    Heheheee! Me kwa loudspeaker!
     
  20. Amyner

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    Hahahaha
     
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