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A wedding Mass went like this:

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by SWADO, Feb 2, 2011.

  1. S

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    Pastor; ifthere is anybody here that does not want this couple to be joined
    together in holy matrimony, he or she should speak out now."


    A man from the extreme of the church stood up and walked towards the alter. As
    the bride saw the man coming closer, she fainted.. The bridegroom and the whole
    congregation were in confusion.
    When the man got to the front, the pastor asked, "Why don't you want these
    people to be joined together?"


    Man:"I could not hear your voice clearly from the back sir, so I decided to
    come and tell you that the speaker is faulty!!!!
     
  2. Trustme

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    Wao! That wa a good sign for the bridegroom to understand his bride was a cheater!
     
  3. Dena Amsi

    Dena Amsi JF-Expert Member

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    Hii peleka kule kwenye jokes. Imetulia sana ila si mahala pake hapa
     
  4. Mpita Njia

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    tehetehetehetehete
     
  5. S

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    Dena Amsi naas ntsipeleka kule kunako thanks
     
  6. Elia

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  7. Maty

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    hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa lol
     
  8. Dena Amsi

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    Garma!! hii ni lugha gani maana si kiiraqw
     
  9. S

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    Sory niliamaanisha nitaipeleka its a typing error si unajua tena
     
  10. S

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    Ok orok
    delo
     
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