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A Truck Driver

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kalukamise, Feb 14, 2012.

  1. kalukamise

    kalukamise JF-Expert Member

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    [FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]A trucker was driving his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill.
    Just as he was starting down the equally steep other side, he noticed a
    man and a woman lying in the center of the road, making wild and
    passionate love.
    [FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]In total disbelief, he blew his air horn several times as he was
    bearing down on them. He realized that they were not going to stop or get out of
    his way, so he slammed on his brakes and stopped just inches from them.
    [FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]Furious, he got out of the cab and walked to the front of the truck. He
    looked down at the two, still in the road, and yelled, "What's the
    matter with you two?
    Didn't you hear me blowing the horn? You could have been killed!"
    [FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]Eventually, the man looked up at the truck driver, obviously satisfied[/FONT]
    [FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]and not too concerned and said, "Look, I was coming, she was coming, [/FONT]
    [FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]and you were coming. [/FONT]
    [FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]You were the only one with brakes !!!!!!![/FONT]
  2. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    Dah kazi ipo
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    senator JF-Expert Member

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    HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA duh si mchezo !
  4. Wa Nyumbani

    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    egbert44 JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahhahahhah bao halina break bhana
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    MANI Platinum Member

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    "You are the only one with brakes" Ah hii kali.

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    Duuuh ! Hapo dereva aliishiwa pozi completely !