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A sweet little poem: A missed call

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Lekanjobe Kubinika, Mar 10, 2011.

  1. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

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    Sweet Little Poem.



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    A fart is a pleasant thing...


    It gives the belly ease...

    It warms the bed in winter...

    And suffocates the fleas.

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    A fart can be quiet...

    A fart can be loud...

    Some leave a powerful...

    Poisonous cloud


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    A fart can be short...

    Or a fart can be long...

    Some farts have been known...

    To sound like a song.....


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    A fart can create...

    A most curious medley...

    A fart can be harmless...

    Or silent...and deadly.


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    A fart might not smell...

    While others are vile...

    A fart may pass quickly...

    Or linger a while...


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    A fart can occur...

    In a number of places...

    And leave everyone there...

    With strange looks on their faces.

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    From wide-open prairie...

    To small elevators...

    A fart will find all of...

    Us sooner or later.
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    But farts are all bad...

    Is simply not true...

    We must never forget...

    Sweet old farts like you!

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    Kinda brings a tear to your eye...right?


    Why not send this on to other old farts and bring a smile...or..a tear to them!


     
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