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A Somali Arrives in London (BEST JOKE OF THE YEAR)

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by X-PASTER, Nov 22, 2011.

  1. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

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    A Somali arrives in London as a new immigrant to the UK.

    He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says...

    'Thank you Mr. British for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!'

    The passer by says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican!'

    The man goes on and encounters another passer by. 'Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in the UK !'

    The person says, 'I not British, I Polish!'

    The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful Britain !'

    That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Russia , I am not from Britain !'

    He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you a British?'

    She says, 'No, I am from Africa... East Africa!'

    Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the British?'

    The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably
    wapo kwa kazi mida hii (Probably at work)'
     
  2. daughter

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    sijaelewa vile natakiwa kucheka apa
     
  3. Nyati

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    Cheka kwanza usimkatishe tamaa kaandika maelezo yote hayo wewe bado ujajua analokusudia?, Anataka kusema kuwa wengine wavivu wanazurura isipokuwa wa-UK.
     
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    Aaaaaaaaah ila nimecheka sana tu.ngoja nimpe na like
     
  5. Gurta

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    Nimejitahidi kucheka ila wapi!
     
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    Acheni uvivu, acheni kuzurura hovyo.
     
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    Isije ikawa ni pale british bar unapaongelea jamaa ndo alienda?
     
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    :lol:....post imenichekesha, lakini zaidi ni pale Gurta anapodai amejitahidi kucheka ila wapi! lol! :wink1:
     
  9. X-PASTER

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    Hii ina maana kuwa ni Wageni tu ndio wenye tabia ya kuzurura na kula pesha za social, Wenyeji wengi wao ndio wenye kufanyakazi, na kulipa kodi.
     
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    :lol: hata ukikenua kidogo tu yatosha!
     
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    And you call it the best joke of the year? What year, 1973?
     
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    Need Brain to understand...
     
  13. Lukansola

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    X-PASTER ofcourse my brains are not too dull to interprate this joke what am saying is I don't find a touch of humour in this piece of joke paster, just my observation sir...
     
  14. kobonde

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    More than 1973 hao watu Wanapenda vya bure. Na hii imekaa kiukweli sio joke
    . Any way good job.
     
  15. X-PASTER

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    Umesomeka mkuu... Samahani kwa usumbuvu na kukwazika mkuu wangu.... Tupo pamoja.
     
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    waingereza huwa hawatembei mchana! Nalog off
     
  17. Daniel Anderson

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    Hiyo avatari yako balaa mkuu
     
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    bwahahahaha...
     
  19. Tausi Mzalendo

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    tx for the joke lol!
    Wenyeji (Britons) wako busy wanafanya kazi, immigrants ( polish, russians, africans etc) wako kitaa wanashangaa na kula bata hata kodi hawalipi!
     
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    HaHa! haha! haha! Tehe tehe tehe!!!!! Umefunika.
     
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