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A smart old man

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Hussein Njovu, Aug 30, 2010.

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    Hussein Njovu Senior Member

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    An elderly,(about 70), white-haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young lady at his side.
    He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.


    The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."

    At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," he said.

    The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

    The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, "By check. I know you need to make sure my check clears so I'll write it now, and you can call the bank on Monday morning to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up on Monday afternoon," he said..

    On Monday morning, the jeweler 'phoned the old man and said "Sir, there's no money in that account."
    "I know," said the old man, "but let me tell you how I enjoyed my weekend!"
     
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    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha haaaaaaa........................
     
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    hahahaha that old man was very very smart..hope alikuwa na pesa ya kununua VIAGRA tu!!
     
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    ha ha ha
     
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    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Kajamaa kana akili za kikwete kabisa
     
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    au kikwere!
     
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    Lakini kaangalie kasirudiwe na kisu.
     
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