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A Simple Questions to You All....!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtoboasiri, Jul 14, 2012.

  1. Mtoboasiri

    Mtoboasiri JF-Expert Member

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    1. What is it that all men have, some have it short, some have it long, a married man gives it to his wife but the Pope does not use his?
    2. What is it that a cow has four but a woman has two?
     
  2. Mtoboasiri

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    BWT: I wanted to post only one question, but on a spar of a moment I added the second but forgot to edit properly the heading. Can someone edit it and remove the "A" in the heading please?
     
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    Wakuu vipi bana! Nipeni mji niwape majibu (na nina uhakika 300% kuwa wengi wenu mliopitia uzi huu mnauhusisha na mambo ya kikubwa)! I assure you, the answers are innocent enough!
     
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    1.dick
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    Maswali rahisi kama uji kwa mgonjwa lol
     
  6. Mtoboasiri

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    wrong!
     
  7. Mtoboasiri

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    Kama rahisi mbona hutoi majibu yake?
     
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    nlikua nasubiri wewe mtoboasiri ufanye kazi yako
     
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    Mimi nimezoea kujibu maswali magumu tu.cjibu maswali rahisi hivyo!
     
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    loading....
     
  12. Mtoboasiri

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    Good, very good!
     
  13. Mtoboasiri

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    Haya natoboa siri, (japo John Locke katoa jibu la question 1 tayari):
    1. Surname
    2. Miguu

    Got it guys???
     
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    Huna lolote Mkupuo! Huko ni kujishaua tu! Anyway, hongera kwa kujaribu kushindwa.
     
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    Mbona umekopi baadhi ya maswali aliyokuwa anaulizwa mwanafunzi mwenye akili aliyetakiwa kupandishwa darasa na mwalimu wake mbele ya mwalimu mkuu, subiri nikaikopi nzima nije kui-paste hapa ili ujue we si mjanja
     
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    Ohhh...ahsante kwa majibu.karibu tende na kahawa
     
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    wrong!!!
     
  20. Mtoboasiri

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    Shukrani. Nije peke yangu? (Nawaza kumkaribisha jamaa yangu Rev Masanilo!)
     
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