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A rubber at the end of your stick

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by MAMMAMIA, Dec 26, 2011.

  1. MAMMAMIA

    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Husband and wife were waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.

    So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, 'Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.'

    The blind man replies, 'If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.'

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    hAHAAAA mambo ya uzazi wa mpango jamaa alifeli hilo somo la nyota ya kijani.,
     
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    swadakta.
     
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    Huyu alikuwa hana nyota ya kijani, nyekundu wala nyeusi. Uzazi wa mpango alikuwa nao huo wa kuwapangilia kila mwaka mmoja.
     
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    kazi kweli kweli.
     
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    Khaaaa ! Its so amaizing
     
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