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A really bad day

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Nalonga, Mar 23, 2011.

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    Nalonga Senior Member

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    There was a guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

    Then, big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying.......
    The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man cry.”

    “No, it’s not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me.

    When I leave the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing.

    I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away.”

    “I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar.

    And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.”
     
  2. Rose1980

    Rose1980 JF-Expert Member

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    dah kweli mi nimependa
    lakin jamaa akishaded then uyu pbm man ndo atapata ahuen?
     
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    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    utemi wa kishamba,umenikumbusha zamani kwenye hii joke.hongera Mkuu
     
  4. snagy

    snagy Member

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    R.I.P truck driver, mpe hi nyerere mwambia watz tumemiss sana
     
  5. N

    Nalonga Senior Member

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    Jamaaa kajifanya Mbabe....yaliyomkuta duh!!!!!!!simulizi duniani
     
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    Nalonga Senior Member

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    Wababe wa hivi kiongozi walikuwepo sana kitambo.....mara nyingi waliishia kuumbuka na umaarufu kwishney!!! ahahahaH
     
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    MZEE SERENGETI JF-Expert Member

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    Iko vizuri.
     
  8. Lucious

    Lucious Member

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    hahahahahahaha its gud ila asingekunywa ingekua haina maana:lol:
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Yap ! Nicely
     
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