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- Aug 9, 2007
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Matulanya wanted to have quick one with a girl, Pearl,
in his office but she belonged to someone else. One
day he got so frustrated that he went up to her and
said, "I'll give you a 10,000 shillings if you let me
have a quick one with you". The girl said NO.
Matulanya said "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend Minja. So she called Minja
and told him the story. Minja paused for a few minutes
then said, "ask him for 30,000 shillings,when he
throws down the money pick it up so fast, he won't
even be able to get his pants down."
She considered the suggestions, thought it wise and
agreed.
The next day Minja takes her to Matulanya's pad and
waits outside. Half an hour goes by and he gets
uneasy,waiting and wondering what could have gone
wrong.
Finally after 45 minutes Minja calls her cellphone and
demands to know what was going on.
Pearl is breathless when she answers, "the bastard
used coins and I am only about half way through!!"
in his office but she belonged to someone else. One
day he got so frustrated that he went up to her and
said, "I'll give you a 10,000 shillings if you let me
have a quick one with you". The girl said NO.
Matulanya said "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend Minja. So she called Minja
and told him the story. Minja paused for a few minutes
then said, "ask him for 30,000 shillings,when he
throws down the money pick it up so fast, he won't
even be able to get his pants down."
She considered the suggestions, thought it wise and
agreed.
The next day Minja takes her to Matulanya's pad and
waits outside. Half an hour goes by and he gets
uneasy,waiting and wondering what could have gone
wrong.
Finally after 45 minutes Minja calls her cellphone and
demands to know what was going on.
Pearl is breathless when she answers, "the bastard
used coins and I am only about half way through!!"
