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A quick one lasted long

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by senator, Mar 15, 2010.

  1. senator

    senator JF-Expert Member

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    Matulanya wanted to have quick one with a girl, Pearl,

    in his office but she belonged to someone else. One

    day he got so frustrated that he went up to her and

    said, "I'll give you a 10,000 shillings if you let me

    have a quick one with you". The girl said NO.

    Matulanya said "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on

    the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the

    time you pick it up."

    She thought for a moment and said that she would have

    to consult her boyfriend Minja. So she called Minja

    and told him the story. Minja paused for a few minutes

    then said, "ask him for 30,000 shillings,when he

    throws down the money pick it up so fast, he won't

    even be able to get his pants down."

    She considered the suggestions, thought it wise and

    agreed.

    The next day Minja takes her to Matulanya's pad and

    waits outside. Half an hour goes by and he gets

    uneasy,waiting and wondering what could have gone

    wrong.

    Finally after 45 minutes Minja calls her cellphone and

    demands to know what was going on.

    Pearl is breathless when she answers, "the bastard

    used coins and I am only about half way through!!"
    :D
     
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    Diana-DaboDiff JF-Expert Member

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    Huyu dada alikuwa na lake jambo,baada ya kuona coins si angetoka? inaelekea jamaa alikuwa mkulima mzuri.
     
  3. senator

    senator JF-Expert Member

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    Si wamepanga deal wakijua ni mambo ya note..Kumbe jamaa kajaaliwa coins zakutosha tu..cha moto amekipata
     
  4. The Boss

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    pearl????????????????
     
  5. senator

    senator JF-Expert Member

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    Yeah!! !!!!
     
  6. Chimunguru

    Chimunguru JF-Expert Member

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    Minjaaaa dah uko tayari kumegewa just coz its envolves pesa dah kazi kweli kweli
     
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    Kamuna JF-Expert Member

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    Copy and paste!Ipo humu humu huko nyuma!
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Teh! teh teh! Cha moto amekiona hata hivyo!! Mshikaji mjanja sana!
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Teh! teh teh! Cha moto amekiona hata hivyo!! Mshikaji mjanja sana!
     
  10. Pearl

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    which pearl?me?
     
  11. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Si wa kule kwetu sikamoo inatolewa kwa menye hela mingi aiseeeee
     
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