Matulanya wanted to have quick one with a girl, Pearl, in his office but she belonged to someone else. One day he got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a 10,000 shillings if you let me have a quick one with you". The girl said NO. Matulanya said "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend Minja. So she called Minja and told him the story. Minja paused for a few minutes then said, "ask him for 30,000 shillings,when he throws down the money pick it up so fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down." She considered the suggestions, thought it wise and agreed. The next day Minja takes her to Matulanya's pad and waits outside. Half an hour goes by and he gets uneasy,waiting and wondering what could have gone wrong. Finally after 45 minutes Minja calls her cellphone and demands to know what was going on. Pearl is breathless when she answers, "the bastard used coins and I am only about half way through!!"