A nice joke...

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Two Presidents are talking over coffee and croissants at their
country Club one day. Museveni, of Uganda, says to Moi (Kenya) "Hey, I tell you my driver is really stupid. Do you doubt me? Let me show you."

And he called his driver over and said "Bakasongo, here is a 10 dollar bill, go to the car showroom and buy me a Mercedes." To which Bakasongo replied, "Yes Sir! Right awaySir!", and he rushed off.
The president turned to his pal and said, "See, the moron is brainless."
Moi said , "That's nothing. You want to see stupid? Let me show you
my stupid.
He called his driver, "Kiptoon, run home now and check to see if I'm at home."
Kiptoon said,"Yes Mzee!! Right away Mzee and ran off.
Moi turns smugly to his buddy, "See what I told you? That's my simpleton.

Later on, the two drivers met on the road. Bakasongo said to Kiptoon,
"Eh, you know my boss is really stupid. He gave me 10 dollars and asked me to go to the car showroom and buy him a Mercedes...Like he doesn't know that today is Sunday and the showroom would be closed!".
To which Kiptoon replied, "You think he is stupid, huh? My boss is
worse, he asked me to go home to check if he is at home... Can't he
just use his cellphone to find out"?
 
JK;''Rubani,nenda America uangalie kama niko huko nimeenda kumwona Thabiti Hashim?Thubutu,jamaa madereva wake ni marubani tu,magari anapanda mara chache sana.
 
JK;''Rubani,nenda America uangalie kama niko huko nimeenda kumwona Thabiti Hashim?Thubutu,jamaa madereva wake ni marubani tu,magari anapanda mara chache sana.

Kikwete's part is simply fabulous........Tehe tehe tehe!!!!!
 

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