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A new way of fighting with your Husband/Wife

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Gaga, Apr 6, 2011.

  1. Gaga

    Gaga JF-Expert Member

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    This is the best and most civil way to have a fight between husband and wife instead of resorting to physical force...
    Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.

    WIFE:
    I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
    I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
    Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

    HUSBAND:
    God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
    He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
    He saw me in the dark, he created light.
    He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

    WIFE:
    Twinkle twinkle little star
    You should know what you are
    And once you know what you are
    Mental hospital is not so far

    HUSBAND:
    The rain makes all things beautiful.
    The grass and flowers too.
    If rain makes all things beautiful
    Why doesn't it rain on you?

    WIFE:
    Roses are red; Violets are blue
    Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
    Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
    Not in cage but outside, laughing at you
    AND THE SAGA CONTINUES........

    Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC
    No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor
    He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
    .....................................................................
    "Husband is one who is the head of the family,

    but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes."
    ........................................................................
    A man in Hell asked Devil:
    Can I make a call to my Wife?
    After making call he asked how much to pay.
    Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
    ................................................................
    Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
    It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time!
    Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever
    ..........................................................................
    Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
    So I'd be in your hands all day.

    Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
    So I could have a new one every day.
    .................................................................
    Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
    Wife: When must I give them to him?
    Doctor: They are for you
    ...................................................................
    Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..
    Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
    ....................................................................
    Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?

    Husband: A lovely Push...!

    and the life goes on........
     
  2. Susy

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    Nimeipenda inafurahisha!! Nimeipenda hii style!!!
     
  3. Susy

    Susy JF-Expert Member

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    katika vipande vyote haka nimekapenda zaidi

    "Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack."
     
  4. Gaga

    Gaga JF-Expert Member

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    Naona hili ni bonge la poem sio kugombana mpaka mnatoana meno, poem moja tu, mtu chali
     
  5. Gaga

    Gaga JF-Expert Member

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    Susy na ile ya zoo je? mbavu zangu mie hahahahahaha, embu imagine njemba iko zoo
     
  6. NATA

    NATA JF-Expert Member

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    Ni bomba sana, hasa pale kwenye twinkle pamenifurahisha sana
     
  7. Susy

    Susy JF-Expert Member

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    yaani ni balaa!!! nimecheka hapa mbavu sina!!
     
  8. Shantel

    Shantel JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahhaaa Ahsante Gaga hii ni nzuri sana, maana hakuna ngumi wala mkuki ni Poem tu mtu anakuwa mdogo kama piriton
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Bravo.......!
     
  10. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    haa haaa
    hiii ni kali
    hasa hiii

    A man in Hell asked Devil:
    Can I make a call to my Wife?

    After making call he asked how much to pay.
    Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
    ...........................................
     
  11. kobonde

    kobonde Senior Member

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    Na macho yanakutoka Kama fundi saa aliyepoteza nati
     
  12. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    Ngoja
    niijaribu ntakupa result
    In 4 hrs.. lol

    Sante my dear
    nimecheka sina hamu...
    Mie nimependa zote..
     
  13. Gaga

    Gaga JF-Expert Member

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    Yaani we acha tu ina maana watu wanachukia ndoa zao kiasi hiki????
     
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    Jamani mbavu zangu mie duuuu, kwikwikwi
     
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    Nazjaz JF-Expert Member

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    Hii vita ni mbaya kuliko vita ya Israel na Palestine
     
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