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A man's life summarized in three pictures

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Mama Mdogo, Jun 24, 2012.

  1. Mama Mdogo

    Mama Mdogo JF-Expert Member

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    Dear JF members, as we well know, dissemination of messages can be done using different methods/techniques, one of them is through pictures / illustrations, and this is usually very strong and effective. Let me share with you three pictures that summarize a man's life. The term man here means male or female and digest internal and analyze and conclude if it real says what it means!!!!

    Life.jpg
     
  2. MadameX

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    Nimempenda huyo divorced amejazia.
     
  3. Baba V

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    Sceptic,kinda good comparison though!
     
  4. Mbimbinho

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    Hahahahahaaa., ebana kumbe mambo yenyewe ndo haya, I'd lather stay single maana kwa jinsi nilivyo kwangu divorce it'll be an easy thing, so sitaki kuwa kama huyo jamaa wa tatu.:A S tongue:
     
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    i thought it was supposed to be virse versa
     
  6. gfsonwin

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    think big Mbimbinho
     
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  7. Mbimbinho

    Mbimbinho JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaa., Mr ushauri upo? Aaah wapi nshathink BIG mkuu, haya maisha ya ndoa full stress. Mkuu hadi umri huu sijui ntamuoa nani, which means ntakutana naye ukubwani which means I won't be able to know everything about her past (behavior, mood, life style etc) which means there is more than 80% I will never get a compatible woman with me.
    For those facts, ndoa ya Boman inaniita hakyanani.
    I've already thought BIG mkuu gfsonwin
     
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    @Mbimbinho nisemapo think big, simaanish kwamba hufikiri bali kuna kitu the other side of the coin hujakifikiria baado na hiini kawaida kwa binadamu wote. mara zote huwa tunafikiria tha positive side of whatever we speak think and wish but we do not give second thought to the -ves.

    the late Dr Mbele said that in every thing there are only two outcomes positive and the negative side. Within the positive side there is the positivity of the positive and the negativity of the positive, where as within the negative there is the positivity of the negative and the negativity of the negative.

    habari za jumapili lakin mkuu?
     
  9. Mbimbinho

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    Duh, mkuu gfsonwin I understand now, but don't u think if you'll take everything into a deep consideration like this will make your life so complicated?
    By the way if we'll apply the rule of Majority vs Minority we can see in Dr. Mbele's quote POSITIVE takes control. So we always take the very first positive idea we face, and if anything will come later, then we'll deal with it at that moment.

    Ebana habari ya jumapili njema kabisa, vipi wewe bana.
     
  10. gfsonwin

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    kwangu kwema kabisa kakaa Mbimbinho. nimesjatoka church saa hizi naitafuta chai na jf si unajua tena mambo ya week end?
    karibu baadae tukapate moja baridi kupunguza stress ili keshho uwe safi mkuu
     
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  11. Mbimbinho

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    Ebana gfsonwin next time I guess. Couldn't make to church leo, kuna kajimvua flani hivi hapa.
    Ebana enjoy ur chai, hope it's Chai Jaba..:yo:
     
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    acha uvivu hivi leo kama ingekuwa monday usingeenda job? au kwa kua church hakunaga daftari la mahudhurio? shauri yako mkuu Mungu anaandikaga.
     
  13. Mbimbinho

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    Hahahahaha., Mkuu gfsonwin, sijaenda b'se we are supposed to have a match this morning, so najiandaa kwenda kupiga kandanda sasa hivi. Ntakujulisha nimepiga ngapi leo.:dance:
     
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    haya mechi njema ila ungeeenda ka church misa ya kwanza kisha ukarudi kwenye pitch ingekuwa bmba sana tu. haya mkuu ukacheze kwa bidii na nasubiria majibu ukiona pumzi imeisha katikati ya mechi ujue jana ulivunja amri ya sita aisee.
     
  15. Mbimbinho

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    Hahahahaa., mkuu ndo kwanza nauanza ujana asee, kwahiyo leo ni mwendo wa kuwakimbiza watu hadi wajute.
    Misa huku inaanza saa tano asubuhi, so couldn't make it
     
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    niko very serious nitataka matokeo na ikiwezekana picha tuone uliweza kweli manake kandanda siyo kitu cha lele mama huli kiepe na yai ukacheza football eti.
     
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    Duh! Kwa style hiyo kua married yataka moyo haki ya nani!!sasa mbona watu wanakimbilia ndoa hivyo?mweeh!
     
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    mbona divorced maisha mazuri kuliko married?
     
  19. Kiranja Mkuu

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    Nina hamu sana ya kufanya mapenzi. Mna taka nifanyeje mnaponiletea kuku aliye uchi?
     
  20. Mbimbinho

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    Matokeo ntakupa asee, yaani bila ubishi. Aaah wapi kwani mi mchezaji wa simba au Yanga nishindie chipsi mayai?
    Mi napiga vyakula vya uhakika sio vya ki-dada du na kisharobaro..:)
     
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