A man and his girlfriend

[Hussein Njovu]

A man and his girlfriend die in a car accident and meet Peter at the Pearly Gates. Peter says, “Welcome to Heaven, do you have any questions?” To which the man replies, “Yes, my girlfriend and I never had a chance to get married while we were alive. Can we get married in Heaven?” Peter says, “That’s a good question, I will be back when I have the answer.” Left at the gates, the couple begins to talk about love and how long eternity is. 6 weeks later, Peter returns and says, “OK, I’ve found your answer. Yes, you can get married in Heaven. So come right in and enjoy eternity together.” The couple responds by saying, “We have another question. Eternity is a very long time and we are not sure if our relationship will last. If things don’t work out, can we get a divorce in Heaven?” To which Peter replies, “****ing Christ! It took me 6 weeks to find a priest up here, do you have any idea how long it’ll take me to find a lawyer?!”

 

[Good Guy]

Say wat, so priests are few in heaven and lawyers are almost none. Lol

 

[Gurta]

Hahahaha, St Peter used the 'f' word?

 

[Good Guy]

Hahahaha, St Peter used the 'f' word?

oh yeah and that too.haha

 

[Wa Nyumbani]

Hii nzuri sana, I like this kind of matured jokes