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A Man and a Casket

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by wikolo, May 15, 2011.

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    wikolo JF-Expert Member

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    A Man and a Casket........

    A man who makes caskets was on his way to deliver one of the
    coffins when his car broke down.

    Trying not to be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading
    to his destination.

    Some policemen saw him and wanted to make some money off him (bribe),
    so they challenged him:

    "Hey!!! What are you carrying and where are you going?!"

    The man said, "I do not like where I was buried, so I am relocating".

    The Policemen ran for their lives.
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo lazima wakimbie hahaha!
     
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    StaffordKibona JF-Expert Member

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    Hii tena kali
     
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    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Kazi kwelikweli kazikiwa mburahati kaamua kuji relocate masaki
     
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    Ehud JF-Expert Member

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    Aisee huyo atakuwa msukule kabisaaaa
     
  6. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Ahahahahaha......
     
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