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A logical and true "analogue to reality"

Discussion in 'Habari na Hoja mchanganyiko' started by Makanyaga, Sep 7, 2011.

  1. Makanyaga

    Makanyaga JF-Expert Member

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    A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed.

    As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said: "I don't believe that God exists."

    "Why do you say that?" asked the customer. "Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist. Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can't imagine a loving God who would allow all of these things."

    The customer thought for a moment, but didn't respond because he didn't want to start an argument.

    The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop. Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard. He looked dirty and unkempt.

    The customer turned back, entered the barber shop again and he said to the barber: "You know what? Barbers do not exist."

    "How can you say that?" asked the surprised barber. "I am here, and I am a barber. And I just worked on you!"

    "No!" the customer exclaimed. "Barbers don't exist because if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside."

    "Ah, but barbers DO exist! " answered the barber.
    "What happens, is, people do not come to me."

    "Exactly!"- affirmed the customer. "That's the point!

    God, too, DOES exist! What happens, is, people don't go to Him and do not
    look for Him. That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world."
     
  2. Mwita25

    Mwita25 JF-Expert Member

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    Hadithi yako umefundishwa na nani na inatufundisha nini?
     
  3. Makanyaga

    Makanyaga JF-Expert Member

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    Hata mimi sijui; if you do think you have the brain, figure it out by yourself. Meza kwanza halafu utatafuna vikiwa tumboni!
     
  4. Nyani Ngabu

    Nyani Ngabu Platinum Member

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    Garbage from a garbage collector.
     
  5. Makanyaga

    Makanyaga JF-Expert Member

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    Nyani Gauni
    Kwani unafikiri mimi na wewe ni maadui? Wasiwasi wako tu. Hata mimi nina-off kama zile za kwako tu, nisikutishe sana sina kitu. Naomba tuwe marafiki, ila siku nikikugeuka usije ukanilaumu sana! Naona angalau siku hizi unajitahidi lugha na spelling angalau ziko 80% correct. Siku njema!
     
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    Nyani Ngabu Platinum Member

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    Acha kujipendekeza wewe. Sitaki kuwa rafiki yako mimi. Tafuta marafiki wengine. Umesikia?
     
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