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A Lie Detector!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by patience96, Nov 18, 2011.

  1. patience96

    patience96 JF-Expert Member

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    A Doc prescribed the robot.

    A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decided to test it at dinner:

    Dad: Son where were you today during school hours?
    Son: At school (robot slaps son)
    . . . Son: Okay I went to the movies!
    Dad: Which one?
    Son: Harry Potter (robot slaps again!)

    Son: Okay I was watching indecency.
    Dad: What? When I was your age I didn't even know what indecency was! (Robot slaps dad)
    Mom: Hahahahaha! After all he is your son! (Robot slaps mom)
     
  2. Iselamagazi

    Iselamagazi JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu, tungekuwa na robot ya namna iyo kwa ajili ya ku-monitor hasa viongozi wetu wa serikali, nadhani masuala ya Ufisadi yangekoma nchi hii!!!
     
  3. e2themiza

    e2themiza JF-Expert Member

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    Au kungekuwa na robot apa kwenye hii jukwaa nakumunitor repeated posts kisha analabwa kibao atakaye rudia rudia post hehehe aisee wakelambwa wengi maana cku iz naona hamna mapya ni yale yale yanarudiwa.
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Kabisa Iselamagazi.
     
  5. Bishop Hiluka

    Bishop Hiluka Verified User

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    Najaribu kufikiria nini kilifuata baada ya hapo...
     
  6. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    reposted!!
     
  7. Boonabaana

    Boonabaana JF-Expert Member

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    mkuu, hapo ni mkong'oto!!!!!
     
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    Boonabaana JF-Expert Member

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    Lol!!!!!!
     
  9. kalukamise

    kalukamise JF-Expert Member

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    Good day
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Mtoa mada angekuwa wa kwanza kulambwa vibao.
     
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