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A lawyer

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Jul 29, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    The surgeon says: "Surgery IS the oldest profession. God took a rib from Adam to create Eve and you can't go back further than that."
    The architect says: "Hold on! In fact, God was the first architect when he created the world out of chaos in 7 days, and you can't go back any further than THAT!"
    The lawyer puffs his cigar and says: "Gentlemen, Gentlemen...who do you think created the CHAOS??!!"
     
  2. Gurta

    Gurta JF-Expert Member

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    one stupid a--hole, who then needed a lawyer -- then there was a chain
     
  3. mbasajohn

    mbasajohn JF-Expert Member

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    next time dnt misuse th word lawyer!
     
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    Tasia I JF-Expert Member

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    lawyers lawyers lawyers!!
     
  5. Good Guy

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    what's the difference btn a good lawyer,and an excellent lawyer,a good lawyer knows the law,an excellent lawyer knows the judge!hahaha
     
  6. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    There's no any misuse, it's just you're misusing urself......!!!!
     
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