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A Husband and a Wife

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kilimasera, Feb 25, 2010.

  1. kilimasera

    kilimasera JF-Expert Member

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    A husband working abroad wrote to his wife ...

    Dear Sweetheart, I can't send my salary this month. The global market crises has affected me, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart.
    Your loving husband.

    His wife replied ...

    Sweetheart, Dearest, Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses I paid with the kisses ...
    1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
    2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect us only after 7 kisses.
    3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the house rent
    4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items - hope you
    understand.
    5. Other expenses - 40 kisses.
    Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance. Shall I plan the same for next month? Please Advice.
     
  2. Masikini_Jeuri

    Masikini_Jeuri JF-Expert Member

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    Ngoma droo!

    Don't underestimate women!
     
  3. Ndibalema

    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa alijidai mwanasiasa, kumbe mkewe ni 'politician'
     
  4. Kisusi Mohammed

    Kisusi Mohammed JF-Expert Member

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    Unaweza ukatikisa kibiriti kikawaka! Ningekuwa mimi mail ya tatu ningemtumia talaka huyo mwanamke!
     
  5. Kiranja Mkuu

    Kiranja Mkuu JF-Expert Member

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    Ukijidai wewe ni zuzu kuna mazuzu zaidi.
     
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    Dickie Member

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    Jamaaani hahahahaaha
     
  7. Fredwash

    Fredwash JF-Expert Member

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    absolutly e mail ya tatu tena no sio email natumia DHL kabisa nagharamia us dola 500 kwa talaka ya karatasi kumi yenye sababu miamoja kwn nini na send off...ala mwanamke gani hujui shida
     
  8. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Hapo jamaa nadhani atakuwa alipandwa na presha
     
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