A good answer to an impossible question.....

Mkare

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Dec 21, 2010
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Q: Why men walk more
And women talk more?
A: Coz men have three legs
And women have four lips!

Why do women wear flowered panties?
A: C O z its their way of saying,
'In memory of those who were buried
Here!

3 guys were introduced 2 a girl,
Hi I'm Peter not a saint,
Hi I'm Paul not a pope,
I'm John not a baptist,
The girl said hi
I'm Mary not a virgin!



Wife asked her husband how
Many women he had slept with.
Husband proudly replies, only
You darling, with others
I was awake!!!
 
Nimependa hilo swali la pili,,,duh, hilo jibu linaonesha kuna wanaume kadhaa walishazama ndani na wengine walishatangulia mbele za haki...Mungu atusaidie tu manake huu mtihani ni mgumu...
 
Teh teh teh ya kwanza hiyo ndo kib0ko. Eti women hav 4 lips. Teh teh teh i always wondered why they talk much.
 
ya mwisho ndo noma.....wengine hajalala nao alikuwa anapiga halafu anasepa
 
Nadhani hiyo ya Mwisho,Hao wengine ilikuwa hakuna kulala full of pressure........yaani mziki usiku kucha......then kwa waifu wake yaonyesha full boring........ndio maana kwake ni full usingizi..:lol:
 
[Are women's lips not six?]

Msaada wa maeneo ya hizo nyingine 2 tafadhali...
 
ya mwisho ndo noma.....wengine hajalala nao alikuwa anapiga halafu anasepa

sio hajalala nao,,yaan analala tu akiwa na mke wake wengine hapati mda wakulala yaan ni full kukimbizana mpaka kunakucha kwa hiyo mke wake hamna kitu.
 
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