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A good answer to an impossible question.....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mkare, Dec 22, 2010.

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    Mkare JF-Expert Member

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    Q: Why men walk more
    And women talk more?
    A: Coz men have three legs
    And women have four lips!

    Why do women wear flowered panties?
    A: C O z its their way of saying,
    'In memory of those who were buried
    Here!

    3 guys were introduced 2 a girl,
    Hi I'm Peter not a saint,
    Hi I'm Paul not a pope,
    I'm John not a baptist,
    The girl said hi
    I'm Mary not a virgin!



    Wife asked her husband how
    Many women he had slept with.
    Husband proudly replies, only
    You darling, with others
    I was awake!!!
     
  2. M

    Mapendoni Member

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    Nimependa hilo swali la pili,,,duh, hilo jibu linaonesha kuna wanaume kadhaa walishazama ndani na wengine walishatangulia mbele za haki...Mungu atusaidie tu manake huu mtihani ni mgumu...
     
  3. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh ya kwanza hiyo ndo kib0ko. Eti women hav 4 lips. Teh teh teh i always wondered why they talk much.
     
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    Gobegobe JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha haaaa!!!!!
     
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    hashycool JF-Expert Member

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    ya mwisho ndo noma.....wengine hajalala nao alikuwa anapiga halafu anasepa
     
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    Nalonga Senior Member

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    Nadhani hiyo ya Mwisho,Hao wengine ilikuwa hakuna kulala full of pressure........yaani mziki usiku kucha......then kwa waifu wake yaonyesha full boring........ndio maana kwake ni full usingizi..:lol:
     
  7. Omukuru

    Omukuru JF-Expert Member

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    Are women's lips not six?
     
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    Edward Teller JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh good one...
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    Can you please help the location of the additional two lips?
     
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    g.n.n JF-Expert Member

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    all in all zote kali. Tehe tehe mbavu zangu.
     
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    Tricker Member

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    :whoo:SOOOO FUNNY
     
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    Novatus JF-Expert Member

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    napenda la mwisho
     
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    Mkare JF-Expert Member

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    [Are women's lips not six?]

    Msaada wa maeneo ya hizo nyingine 2 tafadhali...
     
  14. Omukuru

    Omukuru JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna zile za kawaida za usoni, then za kule down kuna pair mbili, inner na outer, jumla sita.
     
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    Lume Member

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    He! One is vertical and another is horzontal
     
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    Mkare JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha! Sikuwezi. Uko juu km povu la naniliu
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    Sina la kuongeza
     
  18. WAKUNJOMBE

    WAKUNJOMBE Senior Member

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    Jamani hilo la lips mmlidisikasi sana...........
    Vipi la miguu 3...
     
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    Jiah Member

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    sio hajalala nao,,yaan analala tu akiwa na mke wake wengine hapati mda wakulala yaan ni full kukimbizana mpaka kunakucha kwa hiyo mke wake hamna kitu.
     
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