Mkare
JF-Expert Member
- Dec 21, 2010
- 504
- 78
Q: Why men walk more
And women talk more?
A: Coz men have three legs
And women have four lips!
Why do women wear flowered panties?
A: C O z its their way of saying,
'In memory of those who were buried
Here!
3 guys were introduced 2 a girl,
Hi I'm Peter not a saint,
Hi I'm Paul not a pope,
I'm John not a baptist,
The girl said hi
I'm Mary not a virgin!
Wife asked her husband how
Many women he had slept with.
Husband proudly replies, only
You darling, with others
I was awake!!!
And women talk more?
A: Coz men have three legs
And women have four lips!
Why do women wear flowered panties?
A: C O z its their way of saying,
'In memory of those who were buried
Here!
3 guys were introduced 2 a girl,
Hi I'm Peter not a saint,
Hi I'm Paul not a pope,
I'm John not a baptist,
The girl said hi
I'm Mary not a virgin!
Wife asked her husband how
Many women he had slept with.
Husband proudly replies, only
You darling, with others
I was awake!!!