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A Girls' First Time

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Utingo, Oct 18, 2012.

  1. Utingo

    Utingo JF-Expert Member

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    (Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)
    It’s your first time.
    As you lie back, your muscles tighten.
    You put him off for a while
    searching for an excuse,
    but he refuses to
    be swayed as he approaches you.
    He asks if you’re afraid
    and you
    shake your head bravely.
    He has had more experience, but it’s the first
    time his finger has found the right place.
    He probes deeply and you shiver;
    your body tenses
    but he’s gentle like he promised he’d be.
    He looks deeply within your eyes
    and tells you to trust him
    he’s done this many times before.
    His cool smile relaxes you
    and you
    open wider
    to give him more room for an easy entrance.
    You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,
    but he slowly takes his time,
    wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.
    As he presses closer,
    going deeper,
    you feel the tissue give way;
    pain surges throughout your body
    and you
    feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.
    He looks at you concerned
    and asks you if it’s too painful.
    Your eyes are filled with tears
    but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.
    He begins going in and out with skill
    but you are now too numb to feel him within you.
    After a few moments, you feel
    something bursting within you
    and he pulls it out of you.
    You lay panting, glad to have it over.
    He looks at you
    and smiling warmly,
    tells you, with a chuckle that you have been
    his most
    stubborn
    yet most rewarding experience.
    You smile and thank your dentist.
    After all,it was your first time to have a tooth
    pulled.
    Naughty, Naughty!
    What were you thinkin’ ?
    I know what you were thinking,
    because I thought the same thing!
     
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    markdendesi Member

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    too long to entertain the reader
     
  3. ThePromise

    ThePromise JF-Expert Member

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    Is that dentist for girls only?
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Too long !

    Near by Tukuyu sec. Mbeya.
     
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    Rahim usanga Member

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    Funy,somehow
     
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