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A girl's first time

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by GIUSEPE, Mar 22, 2011.

  1. GIUSEPE

    GIUSEPE Senior Member

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    As you lie back, your muscles tighten.You put him off for a while searching for an excuse,but he refuses to be swayed as he approches you.
    He asks you if you are afraid and you shake yor head bravely.He has had more experience,but it's the first time his fingers has found the right place.

    He probes deeply and you shiver;your body tenses;but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

    He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

    His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,but he slowly takes his time,wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.As he presses closer,going deeper,you feel the tissue give way;pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.
    He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

    After a few moments,you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you,you lay panting,glad to have it over.He looks at you smiling warmly,tells you with a chuckle;that you have been his most stubborn yet the most rewarding experience.

    You smile and thank your dentist.Afte all,it was your first time to have your tooth pulled out!


    EXCUSE ME,WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
     
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    Ninaweza JF-Expert Member

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    No in and out movements in tooth extraction procedure:focus::focus:, but thanx!
     
  3. Kiherehere

    Kiherehere JF-Expert Member

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    you played my mind though...
     
  4. Mphamvu

    Mphamvu JF-Expert Member

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    Ah, nimeipenda hiyo mjomba.
     
  5. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Dah!! Kama ni mtihani ningefeli vibaya mno!
     
  6. IT Guru

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    sio wewe tu, tungefeli wengi.
     
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    docotera Member

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    nyege hizo
     
  8. Mtu wa Pwani

    Mtu wa Pwani JF-Expert Member

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    mm katikati ya passage nikasema mbona hii inatakiwa iende kule kwa wa above 18
     
  9. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:yaani hapo akili inawaza ile shughuli yetu tuuuuu
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    What a dirty mind of mine. Niliwaza mbali sana!
     
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    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    jamani hilo jino la in n out! Kwani alipigwa ganzi ngapi?
     
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    daaaaaaaah me nilizani jamaa anazindua mgodi wa Tanzanite..!!!!!!!!! Kumbe loh!
     
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    Ntafisirie tafadhali:lol::lol:
     
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    washawasha na wapalepale mmeniacha hoi thana duu,leo nimecheka kweli
     
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    Masikini_Jeuri JF-Expert Member

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    and those of you who thought ...............being removed say 100 Hail Marrys!
     
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    mdada alienda kung'oa jino...
    Sema "...enhe?"
     
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    MUMY A JF-Expert Member

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    i was too serious whn reading this.....nilienda mbali sna kifikira..........loool kumbe dentist
     
  18. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Expertly constructed to mislead readers! And Iam one of those mislead readers.
     
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    mwangu aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!! leta dictonary yangu ipo juu yakabati,ifute vumbi kabisa!*
     
  20. Mtumishi Mkuu

    Mtumishi Mkuu JF-Expert Member

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    mmh, sasa what was most rewarding kwa huyo dr? kwanza kung'oa jino ndo procedure ziko hivo?
     
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