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a friend's wife for just Ksh 500

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtanzanika, Jun 24, 2012.

  1. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

    Jun 24, 2012
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    One evening Macho went over to his
    friend Omondi's house have dinner.
    After dinner they decided to play cards
    with some other friends.
    Macho sat directly across from
    Omondi's wife.
    Macho dropped a card on the floor
    and bent down to pick it up.
    When he looked across the table he
    saw that Omondi's wife had her legs
    open and no panties on.
    He sat up and blushed. He went into
    the kitchen to get a drink of water.
    To his surprise Omondi's wife had
    followed him into the kitchen and said:
    "Did you like what you saw"?
    Macho said, "yes I did." She said, "Well
    you can get more than that but it will
    cost you ksh.500".
    So Macho thought about his financial
    situation and said o.k. She said, "so
    meet me here tomorrow at 2:30pm
    because Omondi will be at work then."
    Macho said, "I'll see you then".
    The next day, Macho came over, they
    had s*x, he paid her, and then he left.
    Later Omondi came home and said,
    "Has Macho been over here today?"
    She said, thinking she had been
    caught, "as a matter of fact, yes."
    Omondi asked, "Did he leave Ksh.500?"
    She said, "as a matter of fact, he did."
    Omondi said, "Good because that fool
    came by my job this morning and
    begged me to borrow him Ksh.500 and
    promised that he will leave it with you
    this evening before I get back