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A foolish guy

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Jul 29, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    The doc told him that mast*rb*ting before s*x often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it,"He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate.

    He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Leo mkuu ueamua eeh.
     
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    Hahahahahaha!
     
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    du! hii tamu
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Hata kama mshahara umechelewa lazima ucheke!!!
     
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    Da Womanizer JF-Expert Member

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    Huyu kilaza kupiga puli tu anapata tabu namna hii??!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Mchaga wa ukwel Member

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    Wengne hatujaelewa,maana umetumia complex language. Si unajua sie wabongo,english ni moja kati ya magonjwa ya kitaifa? Siku nyingine jarib kurahisisha.
     
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    mchaga kweli inaweza kuwa lugha kimeo lakini kimetumika kiingereza rahisi mno. Story nyingine zinanogeshwa na lugha husika
     
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    Desteo JF-Expert Member

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    Duh! Bora angepigia ofisini
     
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    Tasia I JF-Expert Member

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    sexual fantasy is crzy.
     
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    hahahaa,.!!
     
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    Hahahahaha hapo stimu zotd kwishaaaaaa
     
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    data JF-Expert Member

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    I'll try that
     
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    Moseley Senior Member

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    hata mie sijaelewa ila HAHHHAA HHAHAA AHAHAHAAAAAA
     
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    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    Hahahahahaha lohhh

    Hilarious ...
     
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    Tekelinalokujia JF-Expert Member

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    This is a good one, nimejichekea kwelikweli
     
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